The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Its a Girl

Next few chapters will just be dnp. Also for anyone confused on why their swearing so much at this age, it's because literally this is exactly how my elementary school. They won't swear as much when they get older because they'll be more mature so yeah. The reason I'm doing that is because they aren't very mature.

November Ages 7-8

"Y'know your drawing are getting better." Dan said impressed and Phil shrugged.

"They aren't as good as yours." Phil said. Phil was a lot better at drawing than he was a couple years ago. In fact if he practiced enough, he could be really good but he didn't enjoy it as much as Dan did. Dan's drawings were amazing, he was the best out of the whole school.

"Hey Phil..?" Dan asked nervously.

"Yeah?" He asked as he tried drawing Dan's hair. Phil would mostly draw Dan because of how beautiful he was.

"Do you..Do you remember when you asked about my dad?" Dan asked and Phil looked up at him confused.

"Uh a little? Why?" Phil asked confused.

"Well..Where's your dad?" Dan asked. Dan had only recently realized that Dan never heard or saw Phil's dad.

"Oh. I don't really know. I never meant him. My mom said he was just a random guy who wore like all black and leather jackets, this total badass or something. After she told him she was pregnant, she never saw him again." Phil said. Phil didn't really care about since he never even knew the guy.

"Oh..I'm sorry for bringing it up.." Dan said.

"It's fine. Doesn't really matter. Now smile I need to get a good look at your dimple." Phil said and Dan giggled a bit. Dan was drawing a meadow full of flowers, he loved flowers. He missed his old room.

"Hey Y'know That kid Buggs?" Dan asked and Phil looked up at him confused.

"Buggs. I don't know his real name. He isn't in our class." Dan said and Phil shrugged.

"If he isn't in our class how would I know him? How do you know him?" Phil asked confused.

"Oh well sometimes he'll like stop me and..bea-talk to me." Dan said nervously.

"Oh..okay..Anyway Cassie is suppose to pop out of my mom next week." Phil said and Dan looked up surprised.

"Really? All ready?" He said and Phil nodded. "Damn that was quick."

"Yeah..She's like..really fat though." Phil said.

"She's still the same Lin-"

"Hey boys! What are ya doing?" Pete asked, busting into Phil's room. He was holding a beer and a stack of cards. Dan pulled Phil closer to him, as a way to protect him.

"Drawing.." Phil said quietly.

"Drawing? Why would you do that? That's for girls and fairies. You aren't a fairy right?" Pete asked and the two boys both quickly shook their heads. "Atta boy! C'mon I'm going to teach ya how to play war!" He said proudly.

"No thank you..I'd rather I'd hangout with my bestfriend.." Phil said carefully.

"None sense! I'll teach him too! C'mon."

•

"So then since we both have the same card we go to war." Pete said to Dan. Dan didn't like Pete since he choked him that one time.

"Okay.." He said nervously. Phil was also nervous. He didn't care if he got hurt, he cared if Dan got hurt.

"GOD DAMIT! Whatever boy you win!" Pete said threw his cards at Dan.

"I'm sorry..here you can have them." Dan said and reached out to give Pete his cards but Pete smacked Dan's hand away.

"God shut up! You're so annoying!" Pete complained. Dan looked a little teary eyed.

"Don't speak to him like that." Phil said proudly and Pete looked up at him shocked.

"What did you say to me boy?" Phil growled.

"Phil it's okay rea-"

"No it's not okay! If you speak to him like that again, leave." Phil said. Pete opened his mouth to speak but then heard a loud scream.

"Honey?" Pete yelled and Linda busted in.

"My water broke! My fu-fricking water broke! She's early!" Linda screamed and Pete immediately stood up and everyone started walking to the car. On the way out Dan and Phil saw a massive puddle of water.

"Ew did she pee herself?" Phil asked and Dan simply shook his head and grabbed Phil out the house.

•

"Oh my god it's been hours! I'm so tired!" Phil complained and leaned his head on Dan's shoulder.

"Me too but on the bright side you're going to be a big brother! Isn't that cool?" Dan said and Phil nodded.

"Isn't your mom worried why you're not home?" Phil asked confused.

"I told her I was spending the night." Dan said nonchalantly. Suddenly the two smol beans saw Linda in a wheel chair and rolled away.

"She's going to the delivery room!" Pete yelled and then they disappeared. Phil groaned in boredom.

"Do you want to do something?" Dan asked.

"Sure what?" Phil said.

"Let's talk about how we get Sophia to like you." Dan said and Phil nodded. He didn't like Sophia but as long as Dan thought he did, Dan wouldn't date her.

"So I think you should ask her to hang out alone and flirt the living hell out of her." Dan suggested.

"Flirt? What do you mean?" Phil asked confused.

"Like..Okay I'll be you and you be Sophia, okay?" Dan suggested and Phil nodded. "Y'know Soph the sunset is beautiful, but not as beautiful as you. Something like that." Dan said and the two boys went back to the plan.

•

Suddenly Pete walked out slowly and had tears in his eyes.

"Cassie had to be a C-section. When they cut Linda's stomach open...Cassie had the umbilical cord wrapped around her neck..she didn't make it.." Pete said. Phil felt tears start to come to his eyes and Dan immediately wrapped his arms around him.

"I'm so sorry Phil.." Dan tried comforting him but Phil sobbed.

"I can't believe I never met her.." Phil said crying.

"SIKE!" Pete yelled and bursted our laughing. Phil looked up confused.

"W-What?" Phil said confused with a hint of sadness his voice but Dan quickly realized what Pete meant.

"Are you serious!? What type of sick fucking joke was that!" Dan screamed which caused the attention of a few.

"What she's alive?" Phil said with a hint of happiness in his voice.

"Jeez calm down queer. It's just a fucking joke. Yes she's alive c'mon." Pete said and started walking to the delivery room. Phil looked down in shock.

"Are you okay Phil?" Dan asked and Phil shrugged. Dan interlocked their fingers together and kissed Phil's cheek.

"C'mon..let's go meet her."

Well Pete is an ass.