The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Break

So when I asked for an idea someone gave me a good one but it's not gonna be for Dan and Phil ;)

July Ages 17

July 13th was the day everyone knew it was going to be a shitty school year.

It all started at the waterpark. It was a hot day and the gang, including their families, went to blue bayou.

"I'm not going down that fucking thing!" Dan said.

"Babe its a slide. A water slide to be exact." Phil said.

"I could die Phil! Die! Do you want me to die?" Dan said.

"Of course not Mi Amor! But if you die, I die, which means we die together. So c'mon let's go on the slide." Phil pouted and Dan sighed.

"You're lucky I love yo-..." Dan cut himself off.

"You're lucky you love what?" Phil asked with a smirk.

"You're lucky I love yoooooogurt?" Dan said nervously.

"Yogurt?" Phil said with a laugh.

"Y-Yeah! Yogurt! Damn it's fuckin good." Dan said awkwardly.

"I love yogurt two." Phil winked and the two went for the slide.

***

"Pst! Chosen!" A voice said. Chosen looked around and saw Sophia in the bushes.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Chosen asked confused.

"C'mere!" Sophia whispered yelled. Chosen got up and sat next to her.

"You look like a mentally insane person." Chosen said.

"Stop! Look I need your help." Sophia said.

"With What? Oh! Uh..this is awkward. Look Soph I understand you got all of these hormones and I-I'm flattered but I don't really like that." Chosen said.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Sophia asked.

"What are you talking about?" Chosen asked carefully.

"Jeremy!" Sophia said like it was obvious.

"Oh! Yeah me to.." Chosen said. "Well what do you need help with?"

"I want him to ask me out. I wore my cute ass swimsuit, put on waterproof make up and even painted my toe nails and not a second glance!" Sophia sighed.

"How do you know he even likes you like that?" Chosen asked.

"Because we had a moment.." Sophia said awkwardly.

"A moment? Look even if he does like you, there's no way he'll ask you out." Chosen said.

"Damn thanks." Sophia said offended.

"Not like that! I mean he's just to shy. Back when I knew for a fact he liked you he still didn't ask you out. You're going to have to ask him out." Chosen said.

"Ask him out? But I've never done that before." Sophia said.

"Oh well since it's your first time it might hurt a bit." Chosen said and Sophia rolled her eyes.

"Chosen I'm serious. What do I do?" Sophia begged.

"Buy a hotdog. Go up to him. Point to the wiener and say 'I'm pretending it's you'. Then shove it in your mouth." Chosen said simply.

"Chosen I'm serious!" Sophia whispered angrily.

"So am I! Look that's all the time I have today. I'm a busy man. See ya." Chosen said and jumped into the wave pool.