The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Protector

Okay I can't believe I'm saying this but please don't bully eachother in the comments. If someone has a different opinion just leave it alone. Okay and back to the memes

May Age 11 (takes place of previous chapter)

"You need to fucking leave!" Tiffany yelled at Kyle. The three adults were currently in Tiffany's room while Phil was trying to calm down Dan of an anxiety attack.

"Tiff the boy is getting weak. Also who's the other kid?" Kyle asked confused.

"He's Dan's best friend, Linda's kid." Tiffany said.

"Linda? You mean my ex and your ex bestfriend Linda?"
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"Are you mad mom?" Phil asked nervously.

"Mad? Of course not. If was there when she said I would've smacked the shit out of her. I'm proud of you.." Linda said, rubbing her son's back. "Do you want to know a secret?" Linda asked.

"Sure.."Phil said nervously.

"Well Tiffany, Dan's mum, and I use to be friends. Best friends in fact. When I was sixteen I had to live with her. A couple months in I had started getting feelings for her..I thought she felt the same. At the time I had a boyfriend, I don't even remember his name..Klete..?Klark..? I don't know something with a K. Anyway I walked in on them kissing and in the heat of the moment, I confessed to her. She kicked me out and I was homeless for a while, but I got over." Linda said.

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"Yes her. I got custody of him." Tiffany said.

"Why? You just know he's got the disease of the gay." Kyle said.

"Fuck You. It's not a disease dumbass. And Linda is dead." Tiffany said.

"You're getting weak Tiffany. I'm moving in and we can start dating again." Kyle said smirking and suddenly Nugget stood up.

"Hi I'm Nugget, Tiffany's fiancé." Nugget said and protectively wrapped his arms around her.

"Nugget? What kind of name is that?" Kyle laughed.

"What kind of father are you? Leave now." Nugget demanded.

"He needs a dad Tiff." Kyle said sternly.

"And he has one." Nugget said. Kyle laughed.

"Yeah okay. C'mon Tiff, you could drop this guy so fast. It's not like you have a kid or anything." Kyle said and Nugget raised an eyebrow.

"Think again, I'm pregnant." Tiffany said.

"Now you definitely need me." Kyle said.

"I know you need to leave." Nugget said threw Kyle out.

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"Shh Dan it's okay, just breathe." Phil said calmly. Dan was hyperventilating and sobbing at the same time.

"I-I-I c-c-can't!" Dan cried. Dan's head hurt from crying so bad but he couldn't help it.

"Yes you can, hey it's okay." Phil said and kissed Dan's head. "Think of a happy memory." Phil suggested.

"I can't r-r-remember any!" Dan sobbed.

"Okay, Okay. Do you remember the first day of kindergarten? I swore at the teacher, Ms.Applegate and we got sent to the principals office but I we didn't go. We skipped. And then we became best friends." Phil said and Dan nodded.

"Best friends forever." Dan said and Phil nodded.

"Yeah forever." Phil said and lifted Dan's chin up. He used his thumbs to wipe away his tears and kissed Dan's cheek.

Tiffany and Nugget were about to walk in the comfort Dan, but saw that Phil already did. The walked back to their rooms.

Dan looked at Phil's blue eyes and pecked Dan on the lips. It wasn't meant as a relationship way, more like a friendship way.

"Do you want to sleep in here tonight?" Phil asked. Dan was about to decline but then heard loud thunder and Dan ended up nodding yes.

The two got in Phil's bed and like always Phil was the big spoon and Dan was the small spoon.

"Do you want to listen to music?" Phil asked.

"How?" Dan replied. Phil grabbed his phone and turned on a song called 'the good, the bad, and the dirty' roll credits.

Phil put a earbud in his own ear and then in Dan's ear. The two fell asleep with a light blush across their face as they cuddled.

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"Oh my god! What are we going to do." Tiffany sighed.

"Well first we get some child support money for our wedding." Nugget joked.

"Nugget I'm serious!" Tiffany said.

"So I am! Let's bankrupt his ass!" Nugget joked.

"How are we going to tell the boys I'm pregnant? Where's the baby going to go?" Tiffany asked, starting to freak out.

"Well..we can have Phil move into Dan's room and the baby moves in Phil's room or..we could move..?" Nugget suggested.

"Move!?" Nugget we're saving for a wedding!" Tiffany said.

"I know! I mean after the wedding. The baby will be an infant and we can still have them go to the same school district." Nugget said. "Plus Kyle will be out of our life."

"Maybe..we can make that plan B." Tiffany said.

"What's plan A?" Nugget asked.

"Telling the boys."

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"Okay! I've got it!" Chosen said. Chosen and Sophia were currently at his house, she was sleeping over.

"Got what?" Sophia asked, confused and tired.

"My sexuality! Aromantic asexual. That's gotta be what I am." Chosen said.

"What's it mean?" Sophia asked confused.

"It means I don't experience sexual or romantic attraction." Chosen said simply.

"Kinda ironic. The guy who makes jokes about getting blow jobs and fucking teachers is aromantic asexual." Sophia said and Chosen shrugged.

"What can I say? I really am the Chosen one." Chosen said smugly.

"Why can you say that joke but we can't?" Sophia asked.

"Because I'm awesome. Also don't tell the others." Chosen said nervously.

"Why?" Sophia asked confused.

"Because..they'll act weird." Chosen said.

"Okay fine. Chosen do you think anyone will ever like me?" Sophia asked.

"Nope." Chosen said.

"Wow thanks." Sophia said offended.

"I'm kidding! I already know two people that like you." Chosen said and Sophia raised an eyebrow.

"Really who?" Sophia asked.

"Wow you're blind." Chosen laughed and Sophia rolled her eyes.

"C'mon tell me!" Sophia begged.

"More on that later."