The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Marry Me

This would be Phil and Dan's song.

Also you get some Nugget and Chosen friendship in the chapter.

September Ages 9-10

"Nope! I refuse!" Finn yelled. Finn, Jack, Chosen, Dan and Phil were currently at the junkyard.

"But you lost the bet! C'mon you have to!" Phil said and Finn scoffed.

"Okay it was a stupid bet in the first place." Finn said and Jack giggled.

"Still a bet, is a bet. Now man the fuck up." Chosen said.

"Fine! Just don't swear in front of Jackie, he's to innocent." Finn said and got in a beat up truck.

"Am not! I'm not innocent!" Jack said and Finn smirked.

"Whatever you say babe." Finn said and winked, causing Jack to blush madly.

"Okay now that was gay." Chosen said and Dan and Phil nodded.

"Oh shut up- Oh shiz!" Finn yelled and fell out the truck. Jack quickly caught Finn in his arms. Suddenly two rats came out the truck and Jack let out a bloody murder scream.

"Guys calm down its animals." Dan said. Now you might be wondering.

What the fuck is going on?

Well Chosen made a bet that Finn couldn't go one hour with out being gay with Jack. He failed in the first two minutes. So he had to go and search through a disgusting truck.

"Whatever. It could have a disease Y'know." Jack said and stood back up.

"Well you have the disease of love." Chosen said and Jack blushed.

"N-No I don't!" Jack said embarrassed.

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"Wait, you mean to tell me there's no butter in peanut butter?" Nugget asked and Chosen nodded. "Well that's horse shit."

"I'll fuckin-"

"Guys! Stop swearing! Jackie is sleeping." Finn said. Jack currently was asleep in Finn's lap and Finn was playing with Jack's hair.

"So what's their deal?" Nugget asked and Chosen shrugged.

"I'm like pretty sure their gay for each other."  Chosen said and Nugget nodded. Suddenly Tiffany walked in.

"Hey boys. I'm going to the store real quick. Don't burn the house down." Tiffany said and kissed Nugget goodbye. As soon as Nugget heard the door close he walked up to Dan.

"Hey dude so I have a question." Nugget asked and Dan looked up.

"Yeah?" Dan asked.

"Your mom's favorite restaurant is Riccardo's right?" Nugget asked and Dan nodded.

"Yeah why?" Dan asked.

"Well..Okay..Dan how would you feel about me..proposing to your mom?" Nugget asked nervously.

"Man that sounds like a joke I've said." Chosen said and Phil rolled his eyes.

"Wait like married? You'd be her husband?" Dan asked and Nugget nodded.

"Yeah..How do you feel about that?" Nugget asked nervously.

"I feel awesome! That's so cool! I'll have a dad again!" Dan beamed and hugged Nugget. With all the excitement and happiness going on, no one noticed  Phil going into his room. Finn noticed though. Finn carefully removed Jack off his lap and went to Phil's room.