The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Cheer Off

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January Ages 17-18

"Mom..Dad..I need to tell you something.." Dan said nervously.

"Sure what's up." Tiffany said as she sipped her coffee.

"So uh..its kinda a big deal I guess." Dan mumbled.

"Daniel just tell us-"

"I'm pansexual." Dan said.

"Alright cool." Nugget said as he bit a donut.

"Honey are Lindsay and Adrien awake?" Tiffany asked casually.

"Yeah I think so." Nugget nodded.

"Wait that's it?" Dan said confused.

"Well I mean yeah. What did you expect? It's not a big deal hun." Tiffany said.

"Y'know I know someone who I think would be great for you." Nugget said.

"Wait so no screaming or yelling? No 'oh my what a shock'?" Dan said.

"Dan it's pretty obvious you like guys." Nugget shrugged.

"I could've sworn you already came out." Tiffany said confused.

"Yeah I thought so to." Nugget said.

"Okay I'm going to school." Dan said and walked out the door.

***

"So they just accepted it?" Phil asked. The couple were holding hands as they walked to school.

"Yeah. They thought I already came out." Dan shrugged.

"Alright next step is me coming out. Then we come out as a couple to them." Phil said.

"They probably already know." Dan shrugged as he walked into school.

"Yeah prob- wait what's that sound?" Phil said confused. It sounded like someone was crying behind a trash can.

"Babe it's going to be okay."

"No it isn't! I mean what a fucking cunt!"

Dan and Phil followed the voices which revealed Millie and Sadie. Millie was the one crying.

"Millie are you okay?" Dan asked. Ever since Dan joined cheer the two had gotten close.

"No! I'm not okay! I got kicked off the cheer squad." Millie cried.

"What?! Who's going to be the new captain?! Why did you get kicked off?" Dan asked.

"Apparently that girl Lilly. They kicked me off because I kissed Sadie in the halls and apparently I can't show PDA. But I see straight couples fucking in the middle of class!" Millie screamed.

"Dan Howell." A snobby voice said.

The voice turned out to be Cindy.

"Oh my god what do you want you fucking STD whore." Dan groaned.

"Okay first all fuck you. Second off all I challenge you." Cindy said.

"Cheer off? This isn't fucking high school musical." Ivy said as she stepped out of a time portal.

"Fuck you. Look there's a new captain and the only reason Millie picked you was because she likes you more. So since there's a new captain who doesn't like either of us, we should compete. Who ever is the best will be co caption." Cindy explained.