The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Hide the Truth

Hey gays I've decided I'm ending this book when they turn like 50 bc I don't think anyone wants me writing about how they all die of old age lmfao. But don't worry that won't be until a while

April Ages 16-17

"I can't wait!" Jaeden cheered.

"Jaeden we aren't even seniors. Why are you talking about college?" Finn asked.

"Because I love college! I already know which one I going to." Jaeden said proudly.

"Which one?" Jack asked.

"Harvard." Jaeden said proudly.

"I plan on going to Yale." Chris said.

"That's fucking far." Jack said.

"Don't swear Jackie." Finn said.

"I don't care how far it is. I'll follow Chris anywhere." Pj said.

"Hey gays what are we talking about?" Wyatt asked as he sat down.

"College." Jeremy said.

"Yeah! Which one are you going to babe?" Jaeden asked.

"Oh I'm not going to college." Wyatt said.

"What!?! You're not going to college?!" Jaeden asked shocked.

"No? I did 13 years in school, why would I want more?" Wyatt asked.

"W-Why?! To have a good job, be successful and not end up on the streets." Jaeden said.

"I don't need college for that babe." Wyatt said and pecked Jaeden's lips. "Okay well me, Jaeden, Fack, Chris, Pj, and Chosen have to go."

"What why?" Jeremy asked.

"Barnacles." Pj whispered.

"Ohh Okay!" Jeremy said and they left.

"What the fuck was that?" Sophia asked confused.

"Nothing!" Jeremy and Phan said at the same time.

You're probably very confused.

The gang is throwing Sophia a surprise birthday party. So the code word is Barnacles.

"Okay well I have to go. I'll see you later." Phil said and pecked Dan's lips.

Phil quickly pulled away when Phil realized they weren't alone. Jeremy looked at them confused but Sophia had a knowing look.

"Uh..Jeremy great to see you." Phil said and pressed his lips to Jeremy's.

"Happy early birthday Soph." Phil said while pulling away and kissing Sophia. "I'll see you gays later." Phil said and awkwardly walked away.

"What the fuck was that?" Jeremy asked confused.

"Oh! I think Phil is trying out some new goodbye thing." Dan sad nervously.

"Sure." Sophia said and winked.

***

"Dan are you sure you want to do this? You hate these." Chris said.

"Yes I'm sure! I don't want to be seen as the innocent one anymore." Dan said.

"Technically that's Jack but whatever you say." Chris said and they walked in the piercing place.

"You got an appointment?" A man said.

"Uh yes. Dan Howell? I'm getting my nose pierced."Dan said.

"Yeah okay..You sure you in the right place?" The man asked.

"Yeppers! Let's just get this over with." Dan said.