The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Pretty Princess

Does anyone want me to write smut (WHEN THEY'RE OLDER YA NASTY) or should I just be like "oh yeah they fucked."

December Ages 5-6

Dan's mother had calmed down about the whole 'Phil thing' and was now allowed to hang out outside of school. Both boys were ecstatic and jumping up and down.

"Now Daniel. No rough housing, leave the door open, ask for food, and no swearing." Dan's mother said sternly.

"Yes Yes I kn-Wait. Why does my door have to be open?" Dan asked confused.

"I'll tell you when your older." She said and stormed off. Dan shrugged his shoulder, not really thinking, nor caring about it. He waited for five minutes until suddenly he heard a door bell.

"MOMMA THEIR HERE!" Dan yelled in excitement.

"No yelling Daniel. I'll get the door." She said and opened. She looked down to see Phil Lester and his mother Linda Lester.

"Linda." Dan's mother said sternly.

"Whore." Phil's mother said sternly.

Dan grabbed Phil's hand dragged him to his room.

"C'mon on Philly! I gotta show oo my woom!" Dan said and Phil giggled. So he can pronounce room, Phil thought, finding it adorable.

"No rough housing boys!" Dan's mother yelled.

"Oh shut up Tiffany they're fuckin five." Linda said and walked off. As you could tell the two moms didn't like eachother. They had history..but more on that later.

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"Wow! Your room is so pretty! Just like you!" Phil said in awe.

"Yeah I like my woom to! It took me about five months to convince my mom to let me have it like this. When I first told her she bea- never mind." Dan said looking down. Phil could tell Dan didn't want to talk about it so he didn't ask.

"I knew you were a little princess! Your room is perfect for one, which is why you live here. You're my princess Danny!" Phil said and ruffled Dan's hair. Dan blushed madly but didn't know why and giggled.

"Well if I'm your princess, then you're my prince!" The boys busted into a fit of giggles and but then Phil remembered the gift he got Dan.

"I got you a gift!" Phil said excited and started looking through his backpack.

"But I didn't get oo any- OH MY GOODNESS!" Dan squealed in happiness and Phil smiled. It was a pink and silver tiara.

"My mom helped me pick it out. When I told her you are a princess she forced me to the store and bought this. Do you like it?" Phil asked nervously.

"Yes! Thank oo, thank oo, thank oo!" Dan said and jumped into Phil's arms. They started giggling. Dan was sitting in Phil's lap, with his arm around Phil's neck. Phil picked up the tiara and placed in on Dan's curly hair. Phil's heart melted at the sight.

Dan's curly brown locks and the pink tiara was adorable. His big brown eyes were filled with happiness. He was smiling brightly, showing off those dimples. His face was a light tinted pink. Suddenly Phil's heart beat quickened but he didn't know why. Dan's did the same.

Suddenly Dan's mother walks back and stopped dead in her tracks.

She examined the two boys and felt like gagging. I knew that Phil would give him the disease of the gay. She scoffed. She continued walking, trying to get the image out her head. It won't get any worse. She thought.

Boy was going to be wrong.

•

"Philip your horrible mother is here!" Tiffany called out. Phil rolled his eyes.

"I don't want oo to go!" Dan said and wrapped his arms around Phil.

"I don't want to go either..Maybe I can sleep over?" Phil suggested.

"YES! YES YES YES! Pwease do!" Dan begged. Phil chuckled and nodded. He went down stairs to hear a pretty heated argument between his mom and Tiffany.

"NO! It's bad parenting! It's disgusting!" Tiffany said.

"You weren't saying that twenty years ag- Hey sweetie!" Phil's mom said as she saw her son.

"Hi mum! Can I spend the night? Pleaseee!" Phil begged.

"Aw of course!" Linda said.

"EXCUSE ME! This is my house! I decided who and who doesn't stay! Just like twenty years ago." Tiffany said smugly.

"Oh what happened twenty years ago Tiff?" Linda said smugly. Phil looked at Tiffany.

"My mum said that you-"

"FINE! Just don't say another word!" Tiffany said and stormed off. Phil giggled.

"What time do you want me to pick you up?" Linda asked.

"Hmm.. five pm?" Phil asked and Linda nodded.

"I'll be back soon darling!" His mother said and walked off. Phil ran back upstairs.

"Guess who's staying over!" Phil said and Dan cheered.

"Yay! We going to stay up all night! Wight Philly?" Dan said and Phil nodded. So they went back to drawing. Dan had been teaching Phil how to draw so he had gotten a bit better, Dan was still amazing. Phil loved watching Dan draw. Right now Dan was drawing a girl crying in a corner.

"As much as I love your drawings, why is she crying?" Phil asked.

"Oh..she heard her mommy and daddy get in a fight." He said simply. Suddenly Phil realized something.

"When am I going to meet your dad?" Phil asked simply. Dan froze. His heart rate picked up. He felt tears forming in his eyes.

"He's..he's not here.." Dan said. Phil looked at him confused.

"Where is he then?" Phil asked, no idea what really happened.

"He went out to get groceries.." Dan said.

"Oh! When's he going to be back? I'd love to meet him." Phil said. Dan started crying.

"He left a couple of months ago. We haven't seen him since.." Dan whimpered. Realization struck Phil and suddenly he felt horrible.

"Oh..I'm sorry..My aunt left us as well. I never met her but apparently she was cool." Phil said. Dan nodded and leaned his head on his Phils shoulder crying. "He's an idiot for leaving..Why would he ever want to leave this wonderful princess?" Phil said and Dan laughed a bit as Phil pinched his cheek.

"I'm not wonderful enough to be a princess.." Dan said and Phil swore his heart snapped.

"Danny you're the most amazing princess in the world. You're so beautiful and smart and kind and amazing at drawing and beautiful." Phil rambled on.

"Oo said beautiful twice." Dan said.

"That's because your my beautiful princess! And I'm your prince!" Phil said and kissed Dan's forehead. Phil smiled.

"Maybe..maybe when we're older..we can meet him. We could find him?" Dan asked.

"Of course we can princess." Phil said. Dan immediately felt better.

One day they would find Dan's dad.

And it'd be one of the worst days of both their lives.

But more on that later.

Hmmm what do you think happened between Linda and Tiffany in the past?? Also what's your opinion on Linda?