The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

One Name for One Baby (?)

I hate therapy also just so you know when Tiffany and Nugget say 'veto' it's because it means they don't like the name for the baby

August Ages 11-12

"Britany?" Tiffany asked Nugget.

"Veto, Milkshake-"

"We're not naming our kid a food Nugget, Veto." Tiffany said. Nugget rolled his eyes and started crossing off some of his names.

"Let's name the kid Veto." Dan said.

"Okay that's a no." Tiffany said.

"What about Peter?" Nugget said.

"No!" Phil said quickly.

"What why? What's wrong with Pete-oh..Alright what about Rain?" Nugget suggested.

"Are we trying to give birth to a stripper? Veto. What about Felisha?" Tiffany asked.

"Oh yeah let's name our kid a meme! No, Veto. Okay let's find out the gender first." Tiffany sighed. Everyone nodded.

"What Time is your appointment at? We still have to move Phil's bed in Dan's room." Nugget said.

"We? Bitch I'm three months pregnant. My appointment is at five so let's just do it now." Tiffany said and Nugget nodded, heading upstairs.

"I can't believe we're going to be roommates!" Dan beamed.

"I know! It's going to be awesome." Phil said. Dan nodded.

"Yeah, anyway I gotta go, I'm hanging out with Chosen and Jaeden today. Do you want to come with?" Dan asked and Phil nodded and the two walked out.
•

"What's up my homosexuals! So look.. I know I promised some good ol Chosen fun but..I need to help my sister clean out her closet and..you guys get the lucky honor of helping me!" Chosen said and we all groaned.

"What the fuck Chosen!" Jaeden sighed.

"C'mon! It's just her old clothes." Chosen said and the rest of the the gays went upstairs.

•

"How old is your sister?" Phil asked as he picked a pink skirt.

"Thirty Two but this stuff is from when she was our age." Chosen said. They all started to put the pastel clothes in the closet but Dan couldn't help but examine the soft cloth of the baby blue sweater.

Dan picked up a pink skirt that had lace on the end. It was very soft. Dan had a flower crown that'd match this. He put the skirt and pastel blue jumper together and Dan instantly fell in love with the outfit. I wonder if it would fit? Dan thought but quickly scolded himself for thinking that.

"So..Where are the clothes going to?" Dan asked nervously.

"Dump." Chosen said and threw a pastel purple dress in a box.

"What?! B-But these look expensive! You can't waste clothes like that." Dan exclaimed quickly.

"Not really, we got them from target." Chosen said.

As they continued to put clothes in the boxes Dan couldn't help but fall in love with all of them. He liked it better than his own clothes. The dresses, skirts, jumpers, sneakers, leggings, and well everything. He wished he could try it on. One time wouldn't hurt, right?

"Y'know, I have a cousin and this is exactly her style, it looks like she'll fit this nicely." Dan said nervously.

"I didn't know you had a cousin?" Phil asked confused as he fixed his leather jacket.