The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Buckle the Fuck Up

She chose him over me..

Also I had a dream where I wrote that Lindsay committed suicide. Like I'm going to do that but I do like the idea of an important character committing suicide. So be careful

Warning: Homophobic Slurs

February Ages 16-17

"Lindsay and Adrien!" Dan yelled.

"Heyyyyy guys..." Lindsay said awkwardly.

"What are you- how did you? How are you here?!" Phil yelled confused.

"Who's here?" Chosen asked and suddenly everybody looked where Phan was looking.

"Holy crap." Jaeden said impressed.

"I told you two to wait to reveal yourselves!" Chosen said.

"You knew about it!?" Dan asked mad.

"Knew? It was his idea." Adrien giggled.

"Okay everybody explain right now!" Phil demanded.

"Okay Okay. I told momma and daddy that you all allowed me to go. And since we're only in kindergarten they let me. So when y'all weren't looking me and Adrien snuck on." Lindsay ashamed.

"Okay you have to admit that's pretty impressive." Finn whispered.

"Okay we have to turn around now." Phil sighed.

"Nu!! C'mon let us stay! What's the worst that could happen?" Adrien begged.

"..No! I'm not even thinking about this. Turn around now." Dan yelled to Jack.

"Fine I hate to pull this card but clearly I have to." Lindsay sighed.

"What card?" Phil asked confused.

"Me and Adrien saw Dan and Phil ki-"

"Let me show you to the couch!"

***

"You can't just slap me!" Jeremy yelled.

"Of course I can! I'm a girl." Ruby said.

"Oh my god-..okay there's a lot wrong with that sentence. Ruby you can't just abuse me whenever you feel like it." Jeremy said.

"If you can't handle a girl slap, then your fucking pathetic. Your a man Jeremy! Well at least I thought you were." Ruby scoffed.

"I am a- you know what? I'm not having this argument again. Night." Jeremy said coldly and walked away.

***

"Hey.." Phil said awkwardly as he sat down next to Dan.

"Hi." Dan smiled while blushing.

"..So we should talk about what happened right?" Phil asked awkwardly.

"We could..Or.." Dan said, whispering the last part.

"Or what? Phil asked.

"Or we could do this." Dan said and locked lips with Phil.

It was currently 1 am, so one would be up. Phil jumped a bit at the sudden action but quickly put his hands on Dan's hips. He pulled Dan into his lap and Dan licked the bottom lip.

Phil opened his mouth and allowed Dan to slide his tongue in. The two fought for dominance but Phil obviously won.

Phil quickly realized what was happening and pulled away.