The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Low on Money

Five more chapter until it happens..

September Ages 8-9

"I can't believe we're in third grade!" Dan said happily as Dan and Phil walked into class holding hands.

"I know! It's so weird!" Phil giggled and sat next to Dan. Desks were combine to make some type of Table. Four at the most.

"I hope we sit together!" Dan said and leaned his head on Phil's shoulder.

"Me too!" Phil said cheerfully. Suddenly the teacher walked in.

"Hello students my name is Mr. Howlter and I'll be your teacher for the year. I'll allow you to sit wherever you'll like so find a seat and we'll discuss classroom rules. Dan and Phil smiled brightly and instantly sat next to each other. Suddenly Chosen came over and sat with at the same table as them.

"What's up fuckers. I have Chosen you two to be the lucky ones and have my company for the year. I guess you could say you're the CHOSEN one! Yeah that's right I stole your fuckin joke!" Chosen said.

"Chosen language!" The teacher said.

"Shit sorry." Chosen said smirking. Suddenly Cindy came over and sat next to Chosen.

"Hey cutie!" Cindy said while batting her eye lashed.

"Oh hell no we are not sitting with Cindy." Dan said and Pulled Phil away.

"What Guys! You can't leave me with- GET OFF MY LAP YOU FUCKIN STD BITCH!" Chosen yelled in disgust. The two gays I mean what giggled and sat at a table where Finn and Jack were.

"Hey gays-I mean guys. Sorry Chosen is rubbing off on me." Dan said and Finn rolled his eyes.

"It's fine. Oh and sorry we couldn't make it your house for the Forth of July  Dan. We were both really busy." Finn said and Jack smiled.

"Yeah we were." Jack said flirtatiously and Finns face went bright red.

"Shut up Jack!" Finn said embarrassed and Phil raised an eyebrow.

"Okay.." Dan said cautiously.

"Is Wyatt sitting with Jaeden?" Finn asked surprised while looking over.

"C'mon you know you love me!" Wyatt said while tickling Jaeden.

"N-No! Flip you!" Jaeden said while laughing. Wyatt ignored the fluttering feeling in his chest and kissed Jaeden's cheek.

"Cutie!" Wyatt said and pinched Jaeden's cheek. Jaeden's face was extremely red and his heart was racing.

"Sh-"

"Save that gay shit for the closet!" Chosen yelled across the room. Finn, Jack, Dan and Phil went back to their conversation.

"That's weird. I figured he'd sit with Lily." Finn said and Jack shrugged.

"Where is Lily and Billy?" Dan asked confused.

"Who knows." Jack said and kissed Finns cheek.

"Wow you guys are gay." Chosen said, popping out of nowhere.

"Shut up Chosen." Finn said and Jack shrugged.

"Y'know I support that gay shit just don't have an orgy in the middle of-"

"CHOSEN JACOBS! Head the the office now!" The teacher said and Chosen shrugged.

"Anything to get away from that skank." Chosen said, pointing at Cindy and left.

"Now class. Let's do roll call. Finn Wolfhard?" The teacher asked.

"Present." Finn said while raising his hand. This went on for the next ten minutes until finally he was done.

"Okay class now if you look the the right you'll see the class rules. Read the first one out loud. Rule Number-"

"Okay fuckers I'm back!" Chosen said and the teacher rolled his eyes.

"Chosen how are you back?" The teacher asked confused. Chosen looked at him like he was a moron.

"I blowed him." Chosen said bluntly.

"W-What?!?" The teacher asked shocked and Chosen bursted out laughing.

"I'm totally kidding chill. He let me go. Also Phil you're getting signed out." Chosen said and not even a second later the intercom said

"Philip Lester please come to the office. You are leaving for the day. Philip Lester please come to the office. You are leaving for the day."

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"So why am I leaving on the first day of school?" Phil asked confused.

"Well uh..I wanted to ask you something." She said nervously.

"Alright what?" Phil said and Linda sighed.

"We are..um..we're..um... I need you to go in your room and pick out your least favorite toys." Linda said nervously.

"What why?" Phil asked confused.

"We're running low on money.." She said and Phil nodded.

When he got home he opened up his toy box and started put his toys in a bag. Phil went downstairs and handed his mom the bag.

"Here ya go!" Phil said, happy to give his mom his toys.

"Thank you sweetie.."She said and hugged her son. She was so lucky to have him.