The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Separated

Important Authors note at the end.

September Ages 18-19

"Nope I can't do this." Phil groaned.

"Babe you're going to be fine." Dan said.

They were currently in their new apartment and to be honest, it was shit. But it'd work for now.

Today was the first day of both of their new jobs. Phil was going into some type of business and Dan was going into interior designing. It was a shitty pay but it would work.

"What if I get bullied for being the new guy?" Phil said nervously.

"Phil people are like 40 there! No one is going to bully you. If anything they'll be jealous." Dan laughed.

"That's exactly what they'll bully me for!" Phil groaned. Dan smiled at his frustrated boyfriend.

"You're so cute." Dan said and shoved him out the door.

Phil's day at work

Phil walked in awkwardly and made his way over to his desk. Okay nothing wrong so far. Phil sighed and started to look through some documents.

"Lester!" A cheery man said. Phil looked up startled.

"Uh..H-Hi..?" Phil said confused.

"Man you sure are funny! Welcome to the first day of work. I'm sure you guessed by now I'm your boss, Mr. Dixon!" Mr. Dixon said. Oh god don't laugh at the name.

"I-It's nice to meet you sir." Phil said anxiously.

"I'll see you around Lester!" Mr. Dixon laughed. But before he left he slapped Phil's ass and strolled away.

Phil looked around startled and confused. What the fuck just happened!? Was that sexual assault!?

"Lucky." A man said. Phil looked to his right and saw a guy looked around his mid 20s.

"Lucky!? He just sexually assaulted me!" Phil whisper yelled.

"What? No his slaps are lucky." The man said.

"I could sure use some slaps." Another man, mid 40s, sighed. "I've got kids going to college."

"I-uh..I knew someone that's going to Harvard." Phil said, trying to relate.

"How long have you been working here?" The first guy said.

"Uhh for like 5 minuets.." Phil said awkwardly.

"5 minutes!? I've been working here for 5 years I haven't even got one!" A different guy said.

"You can have mine! I don't want it!" Phil defended.

"Kiss ass." A man scoffed.

***

"Hey baby how was your day?" Dan asked.

"Fucking horrible." Phil groaned. "I got nicknames "Boss's Bitch." How was your day?" Phil asked.

***

Dan's Day At Work

A/N: I have no idea how interior design works so let's just pretend this is how it works.

"So uh..I'm Daniel but I mostly go by Dan." Dan said nervously.

"Nice to meet you Daniel! I'm Susan and I'm going to guide you." Susan said.

"It's Dan but okay." Dan shrugged.

"Oh my god! I love your lipstick color where did you get it?" A lady asked.