The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Signatures

The yikes chapter happens less than a year. Y'all should be terrified.

May Age 8

"Hey momma I'm home!" Dan yelled through the house. He looked around when he didn't get a response. He heard a bit of faint arguing coming from his moms room. He decided to ease drop.

"Nugget no! That is ridiculous! I'm no doing that." Tiffany complained and Dan heard Nugget sigh.

"Tiff it's a color! Dan doesn't like his room! He's told me. Color doesn't decide gender." He heard Nugget say. Tiffany and Nugget are surprisingly a great couple. Tiffany has changed over the past few months. She's different..not bad just different.

"But it's girly! I just don't want him to get the disease of the gay.." She said scared and Nugget groaned.

"Tiffany it's not a fuckin disease. My sister is gay and is she dead because of the 'disease'? No!" Nugget said.

"I don't know..Maybe.." She said and Dan was very confused. What are they arguing about?

"You still have his old stuff. And it's not hard to get some paint. We can do it when he's at school tomorrow." Nugget said.

"I don't know..I'll think about it okay?" Tiffany said and Dan decided to run to his room.

He jumped on his blue bed, confused. He had no idea what they were talking about. Before his mom met Nugget he thought all stepfathers were evil, not that she's married to him, but when Dan met Nugget everything started getting better. He decided to call Phil on his home phone.

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"Phil! Can you come here?" Tiffany shouted and Phil strolled in.

"Yeah what's up?" Phil asked.

"We need to talk..about your father." She said and Phil groaned.

"For the last time! Pete isn't my-"

"No son..Your biologically father." She said and Phil tensed up. He didn't like talking about him.

"Oh..okay..What about?" He asked.

"I..I think it's time you know who he is.." She said and pulled out a picture of a man. "His name is Leslie Foley. He was a bit older than me. I thought I loved him..I thought he loved me..but I was wrong. Phil this man is a fuckin asshole. I found out I was pregnant..after I found out he had a little girl..who wasn't mine.." She said sadly.

"I-I have an another sister?!" Phil said shocked and his mother shook her head.

"Not anymore..When she was in high school she met some boy. His name was James I think. He was fuckin insane. They killed someone and well..James got shot and died, which was for the best. That kid was mental but Alyssa loved him.. She killed herself a week later." She said and Phil looked down.

"Oh.." Phil said. It was a lot for a eight year old boy to handle. Phil didn't know why his mum was telling him this.

"Look..I don't want you ever talking to him but I do want you having something of his..so here." She said and pulled a black leather jacket.

"That's to big. It won't fit." He said and his mum smiled.

"You'll grow into it." She said and wrapped the jacket around Phil.

And that was how Phil got his signature leather jacket.

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"Daniel! Phil is here!" His mother said and Dan rushed down stairs, nearly falling and busting his head open.