The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Girls are Gross

December Ages 5-6

"Philly guess what!" Dan cheered. Currently they were talking over the house phone.

"What is it my princess?" Phil said. Dan would always blush and giggle at the nickname but how no idea why.

"It's New Year's Eve! It's going to be a new year soon!" Dan cheered.

"I know! My mum is bringing me over so we can hangout together." Phil said and Dan gasped. Dan had no idea about this.

"Really!? My momma didn't tell me?" Dan said.

"My mum sorta just said 'your going over to Dans' and I'm not going to complain! I think she has some hot date tonight." Phil joked. Dan gagged. Ew dating.

"Ewwww That's so nasty! They could like..kiss and stuff. Why would anyone want to kiss girls? They have like rocks on their chest and a high pitched voice." Dan complained.

"I don't know. My mom had a date with a guy a think, I don't understand why she'd want cooties." The two gay boys I meant what started giggling and making immature jokes.

"What time are you coming over?" Dan asked.

"Who's coming over?" Tiffany appeared out of no where.

"Philly! His mom said it's okay." Dan said and went back talking on the phone. Tiffany scowled. She didn't want Dan to go through the same thing she did.

"Daniel hang up the phone now." His mother said. Dan looked at her confused.

"Why?" Dan asked.

"Because I said so." Tiffany said.

"Hmmm I don't want to." He said and went back talking. Suddenly she grabbed the boy by his feet and dragged him. Phil heard a loud scream and then the phone hung up.

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~Ding Dong~

Phil rang the door bell. He waited anxiously for his friend until finally the door opened.

"Hey Danny- Oh..It's you.." Phil said staring at Tiffany. They didn't like each other at all..

"Look kid Dan's upstairs where's your mom?" She asked.

"She dropped me off thanks!" He said and ran up stairs to Dan's room. When he opened the door he saw the lovely sight of Dan coloring a swan.

"Surprise Danny!" Phil yelled and Dan looked up and ran into his Prince's arms.

"Hey Philly!" He squealed. They were playing barbies Dan asked Phil a question. "Y'know that Wyatt kid in our class?" Dan asked and Phil looked at him.

"Wyatt Oleff or Wyat Zonderling?" Phil asked.

"There are two Wyatts?" He asked and Phil nodded. "Well Wyatt Oleff."

"Okay what about him?" Phil asked and Dan blushed.

"Well apparently on New Years Eve your suppose to kiss someone at mid night-"

"Ewww" Phil giggled.

"Let me finish! So apparently he's gonna kiss his boyfriend Jaeden." Dan said and Phil looked at him.

"I didn't know you could kiss boys. Also he isn't dating Jaeden, he just says he is." Phil said and Dan sighed.

"Oh..Well he still said he was gonna kiss him. I was thinking guys don't have cooties so it makes sense to kiss one." Dan said.

"I mean, I guess." Phil shrugged and they went back to playing dolls in silence.

"Should we kiss?" Dan finally said and Phil looked up at him.

"Why?" Phil asked.

"I don't know. We could see what all the big fuss is about. Plus it's better than kissing yucky girls." Dan said and Phil nodded.

"But..isn't your first kiss suppose to be special or some shit?" Phil asked.

"Yeah with someone oo love. And I love oo so why not?" Dan asked. Phil shrugged and though about it.

"Okay." Phil agreed the boys waited until midnight.

11:50

"Momma do oo have any chapstick?" Dan asked and looked at her son.

"Why?" She asked.

"My mom lips are chapped." He said simply and she shrugged.

"Alright sure." She said and tossed Dan the chapstick. He ran upstairs and back to his room.

"I got the chapstick!" He said and put some one his lips. He then sat in Phil's lap and put some on his lips.

"Are you ready?" Phil asked and Dan nodded.

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Dan leaned in, an inch close to Phil's lips when suddenly Tiffany busted in.

"Happy New Y-GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE! HOW DARE YOU INFECT MY SON!"

Whoops Tiffany caught them. Also guys there won't be any kissing until they're like ten because I feel uncomfortable writing five year olds kissing.

What do you think Tiffany will do to the phan friendship?