The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Feelings

October Age 6-7

"Happy Halloween Philly!" Dan cheered as Phil arrived at his house. Phil giggled at the excited boy.

"C'mon Bear-"

"I'm sorry what did you just call me..?" Dan asked slowly.

"What? Bear?" Phil asked confused.

"Yeah that! Yeah don't call me that." Dan said and Phil giggled.

"Whatever you say Bear. So your friends and my friends, including us, are all coming?" Phil asked. I nodded. "This is going to be a big group jesus. Do you have a new bestfriend?" Phil asked.

"Of course not you spoon. You'll always be my bestfriend!" Dan said and ruffled Phil's hair.

"Aww thanks bear. What time does everyone arrive at? Chris and Pj get here in about an hour." Phil says.

"So do the rest of the group. That means I can make sure you look extra cool in your costume! So what are you again?" Dan asked.

"I'm a lion!" Phil said proudly and Dan giggled.

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After the smol gay bottom boy I mean what put on Phil's makeup for the costume and helped with the tail, he heard the usual banter of Dan's friends.

"I can't believe you went as David Burtka!" Jaeden yelled as he busted in through the door, along with the other group.

"Why wouldn't I Jae Jae? You went as Neil Patrick Harris so of course I'm going as his husband." Wyatt said. It just so happened the Chris and Pj were the big group.

Wyatt went as David Burtka, Jaeden went as Neil Patrick Harris, Finn went as Richie Tozier from IT, Jack went as Eddie Kaspbrak from IT, Sophia went as Ariel from the little mermaid, Jeremy went as Eric from the little mermaid, Chris went as a ninja, Pj went as the karate kid, and Chosen is a little weird. He said he was going to be his own soul but he just wore all black, it confused the five and six year olds. The kids didn't get a say in what they got to wear because the author wanted to be creative but then realized he gave first graders characters that involve a gang bang scene.

"Um Chosen what are you?" Dan asked confused. Dan was Winnie the Pooh.

"I'm my soul." Chosen said. "Now! C'mon let's go spend five hours walking around to get candy!" Chosen said and the big ass group walked off.

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Surprisingly everything went well. Phil apologized for the homophobic comments he made while Chris and Pj were..acting a little weird. They would stay behind for a while but then catch up with puffy lips.

Sophia was flirting with Dan, Jeremy was flirting with Sophia, and Dan was flirting with Phil. Dan didn't understand why Phil would glare at the two. When it was time to go home, they all went back to Dan's house to exchange candy but then the big group left, leaving Dan and Phil alone.

"Tonight was fun!" Dan said and Phil nodded. "What's wrong Philly?" Dan asked, knowing something for was wrong.

"Nothing it's just that-do you like Sophia?" Phil said quickly while blushing.

"What? No! Ew gross!" Dan said. Dan noticed Phil looked a little happy. "Do you like her..?" Dan asked and Phil slowly nodded his head.

"She's really pretty and kind this auto corrected to kink lmao and sweet and amazing and funny! But..it's obvious she likes you.." Phil said looking down.

"Don't worry Phil! I can be like..your wingman!" Dan said and Phil looked up.

"Really?" Phil asked and Dan nodded. Phil sighed once more. "Okay." He said and Dan squealed in happiness. They spent three hours coming up with ways to get Sophia to like him.

Little did Dan know Phil didn't like Sophia, He liked Dan.

And that fucking terrified him.

Oof I'm  hella anxious to come out to my dad today. What was your favorite costume?