Didn't get the implant and my dog is missing..
February Ages 13-14
"Okay boys and you know our number right?" Tiffany asked nervously.
"Mom we have it saved on our phone." Dan said.
"Oh right, Okay Okay. And you know what to do if the baby's head explodes?" Tiffany asked anxiously and Nugget chuckled.
"Babe the kids will be fine. Now c'mon, let's go out and eat some food okay?" Nugget reassured.
"Okay..have fun boys! But not to much!" Tiffany said and both boys blushed. The parents walked out the door and they sighed in relief.
"Danny? Where's mommy and daddy?" Lindsay asked.
"Ha..daddy." Phil laughed and was punched in the arm by Dan.
"Shut up. They went out but me and Phil are going to watch you tonight." Dan said. Adrien sighed.
"Can Chosen come over?" Adrien asked. The twins were currently two years old.
"Hell no! I-uh..I mean he's busy tonight." Phil said.
"But I wike Chosen!" Adrien complained.
"Ok well then it sucks that he isn't coming." Phil said.
"Stop being a dick Phil." Dan complained.
"What's a dick?" Lindsay asked innocently.
"Uh-..Well..basically..okay..so.." Dan said awkwardly.
"Y'know Chosen would be great at explaining this. Remember how he told us?" Phil said while laughing a bit.
"Okay well they aren't getting the talk." Dan said nervously.
"What talk?" Adrien asked.
"Who's wants ice cream!" Phil cheered.
"'Me! Me!" They cheered and Phil chuckled.
***
"So Philly?" Adrien asked.
"What's up little man?" Phil replied. Adrien had blond hair and brown eyes. Lindsay had brown hair and green eyes. They weren't identical.
"Are you and Danny dating?" Adrien asked and Dan choked on his ice cream. Phil smirked a bit.
"I don't know, are dating Danny?" Phil teased and Dan blushed madly.
"I-I don't-I mean-I..technically no?" Dan said nervously. Phil felt his heart strings tug a little but ignored it.
"But why!! It's so obvious you two are in looovveee." Lindsay teased.
"We aren't in love Lindsay." Phil said and that time Dan felt his heart string tug a little.
"That's not what Chosen said." Adrien sang.
"Chosen is a idiot. Now who wants to watch a movie?"
***
"No we aren't watching human centipede two!" Dan complained and Phil rolled his eyes.
"Fine Fine. Saw?" Phil suggested.
"No!" Dan said sternly.
"Can we watch Barney?" Adrien asked.
"Hell no! That sh-crap is two hours long!" Phil complained. Dan groaned and grabbed the remote.
"Yes you can." Dan said and hit play. The twins cheered and Phil rolled his eyes.
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The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty
Roman d'amourI wrote this when I was 13 and I'm so embarrassed of it, I wanna delete this story so bad because it's actual trash but so many people like it so I'm keeping it up. I'm so sorry I wouldn't bother reading this my writing has improved so much. Philip...
