The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Do it or I'll kill him

So your probably thinking, 'oh man this author has been giving us the good Phan fluff for a while'. There's a reason

Prepare to feel depressed, hate Pj, and maybe like Finn a bit less.

ALSO WE FOUND MY DOG

November Ages 14-15

"You sure you don't want one?" Pj asked Phil, while holding a cigarette.

"Yes I'm sure. I'm quitting smoking. And you should to." Phil said and Pj scoffed.

"Pj let Phil do what he wants." Finn said.

"Oh please! He doesn't want to quit, he's just doing whatever Dan tells him to. You're becoming a little bitch dude." Pj said and Phil rolled his eyes.

"And you're become an asshole." Phil said.

"Guys calm down." Sophia said annoyed.

"Whatever I have to go see Da- I have to go somewhere." Phil said and started walking away.

"My point exactly." Pj said and Wyatt rolled his eyes.

"Pj stop being such a dick." Wyatt groaned.

"Me?! He's-"

"Guys Calm the fuck down. Your whining is giving me a headache." Finn said and put out his cigarette.

"Whatever." Pj scoffed.

"How are you and Lily?" Sophia asked.

"We're fine." Wyatt said awkwardly.

"Alright cool.." Sophia said nervously.

"Wait why?" Wyatt asked suspiciously.

"No reason she just thinks.." Sophia said but started to mumble a bit. "Shethinksyourecheatingonher."

"What? Slow down and speak up." Wyatt said.

"She thinks you're cheating on her." Sophia said.

"Why?" Wyatt asked confused.

"She says you don't really pay attention to her at all." Sophia said.

"Well that's bullshit and I'm not cheating." Wyatt bitterly.

"Alright Alright."

***

Phil pushed Dan up against the wall and started to suck harshly on his neck. The two were in the janitors closet having a heated make out session. Dan was biting in his lip, making sure not to scream out in pleasure.

"P-Phil we should talk about what we are." Dan moaned out. Phil nodded and pulled away, his eyes locking with Dan's.

"Okay. What do you want to be?" Phil asked.

" I want to be your bo-"

RIIINNNNGGGG

Suddenly the school bell rang and the two heard everyone running by.

"Shit.." Phil mumbled. Dan smiled at him.

"We can talk later?" Dan asked and Phil nodded. Dan pecked his lips and came out the closet.

***

Phil walked into the bathroom but froze when he saw Buggs, Patrick, and Nick smoking a cigarette. They all looked at him and gave a sinister smile.

"Hey Philip." Buggs smirked.

"On second thought, I'll use a different washroom." Phil said and tried to walk out but Patrick closed the door and locked it. "What the fuck?"