The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Best Fwiends Forver

September Ages 5-6

Dan Howell had a death grip on his mother's hand. He did not want to go to stupid kindergarten. He didn't know anybody!

"Oh dear you'll be fine!" His mother said.

"NO! No I won't! Everyone will hate me and I won't have any fwiends!" Dan sobbed.

"Daniel James Howell. If you don't get your butt in the car on the count of three, you will regret it." His mother said sternly.

"But-"

"1."

"Mom-"

"2."

"FINE! I HATE OO!" Dan said and stormed off to the car.

And that's how he arrived at Audubon Elementary school. They stepped out the car and Dan still was crying. He was nervous. I don't need to go to stupid school. He thought. When they arrived at the classroom kids were screaming, cheering, and laughing.

"Eww.." Dan said as he saw one of the kids pick his nose and eat the booger.

"Daniel Don't be rude! Go introduce yourself!" His mother said and Dan sighed walking over. He was about to sit next to the booger eater but quickly changed his mind and sat at a different table. He sat down in the small red chair and the seven kids stopped what they were doing and looked up at him.

"Um..hi..Im Dan?" He said awkwardly. All the kids stared at him until one kid with curly black hair sat up.

"Hi! I'm finn!" He said and shook his hand. Finn looked back at all of the other six kids. They all just shrugged until a tan boy with freckles spoke up.

"I'm Jack I guess.." He said awkwardly.

"I'm Jeremy!" A chubby boy said. I looked over and smiled at them.

"I'm chosen." A dark boy said and went back to coloring a fish.

"I'm Wyatt! This is my boyfriend Jaeden!" Wyatt, who had curly dirty blond hair, pointed to Jaeden who had dirty blond short straight hair.

"Shut up Wyatt! Stop saying that!" Jaden said blushing. Wyatt giggled. They all went back to talking expect the girl, only girl in the group, spoke.

"I'm Sophia." She said. She had long red hair with blue eyes. After that they all ignored Dan. Dan pouted and walked away. Dan sat in a corner by hisself. Suddenly a pale boy with black hair and blue eyes walked up to him.

"Hi! I'm Phil and you're pretty!" He said and sat next to Dan. Dan blushed and smiled a bit.

"Thanks? I'm Dan! My momma said boys can't be pretty." Dan said confused.

"Well fuck her! She's clearly wrong, you're very pretty." He said and Dan gasped at the bad word.

"Oo swore!" Dan said in shock.

"Swore?" He asked confused.

"Oo said a bad word!" Dan said.

"There are bad words? What do you mean?" He said.

"Oo said the F-word!" Dan yelled. Suddenly the teacher started looking over.

"Fuck?" He asked confused and Dan nodded his head. "What's the big deal it can't hurt anyone." He said and suddenly started to stand up. Dan thought he was walking away but he stood up on a desk.

"Ph-"

"FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!" He yelled and Dan burst out laughing.

"PHILIP LESTER!" Ms. Applegate yelled. Phil groaned and turned around.