The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Car Cameras

Hi just a reminder I go by He/Him. I see slot of people use she/her and it's just sorta been annoying me okay bye

May Ages 17-18

"Hey Phil?" Tiffany asks as she walks in Phan's room.

"Hey Tiff. What's up?" Phil asked while working on homework.

"Well..I was wondering if..well you've been living here for awhile." Tiffany said.

"Uh..yeah?" Phil said confused.

"Well..Me and Nugget were wondering if maybe we could..adopt you?" Tiffany asked.

"W-What?!" Phil said shocked.

"Look I know I could never replace Lindsay but I just.I dunno. You don't have to give an answer now but think about it, Okay?" Tiffany smiled and walked out the room.

There was no way Phil could be adopted by Tiffany. That would make Dan his brother. Phil isn't that kinky.

They would have to tell Tiffany and Nugget soon.

***

"So Yeah you just snap it in place and then bam!" Nugget explained to Tiffany amazed. Nugget was talking about some type of cameras he saw on tv while Dan and Phil were whispering to each other.

"What!? We can't be brothers." Dan whispered.

"I know! That means we're gonna have to tell them at some point." Phil whispered back.

"Nugget no! You can't buy that." Tiffany scolded.

"Oh..to late!" Nugget said as he pulled out a small camera.

"Oh my god I'm going to kill you." Tiffany sighed.

"What are you two losers even talking about?" Dan asked.

"Car cameras! Wouldn't that be amazing! We could record our road trips together." Nugget said amazed.

"Nugget we don't even go on road trips." Tiffany sighed.

"We should. They are the best." Nugget said.

"Anyway, Dan has Phil told you about what I asked him?" Tiffany said while smiling.

"Uh yeah.." Dan laughed awkwardly.

"What you think? You two could be actual brothers!" Tiffany beamed.

"Uhhhh.." Dan said nervously.

"Look at the time we gotta go! See ya!" Phil said and dragged Dan out the door.

***

"Phil we have to tell them." Dan sighed. Phil was driving his new car to school, brand new might he add.

"I know! How do you think we should?" Phil asked.

"We could bake a cake? People love cake." Dan said.

"A cake? What's it going to say? 'Surprise! I'm fucking your son! Hope you like chocolate.'" Phil said.

"Phil! It's called 'making love' not fucking." Dan giggled.

"Well you sure seemed to like when I said we were fucking last night." Phil smirked.

"Oh shut up you pervert!" Dan said, pretending to be disgusted but was smiling like an idiot. Phil pulled up to the school and parked his car.