The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Locker Room Talk

This chapter is mostly Jyatt. It has some Punk Vs Pastel war though.

Things get steamy, I hope you have some holy water

There's a friends reference in this chapter(but when is there not?) and I feel like no one will get it.

April Ages 15-16

"So you want spray paint Wyatt's house?" Chris asked Dan.

"Yeah! He fucking took my art book and scratched out ALL my drawings! So now I'll redo them on his house." Dan said. Suddenly Jaeden walked in with spray paint, he had no idea what was happening.

"Are you sure it was Wyatt?"  Jack asked.

"What about Wyatt?" Jaeden asked.

"He scribbled all over my drawings in my sketchbook!" Dan yelled. He didn't like people going in his sketch book.

"What? Are you sure? That doesn't sound like him.." Jaeden said unconvinced.

"Yes I'm sure! Now let's go." Dan said and opened his window. Jaeden didn't really want to. He really believed Wyatt was innocent. But it was a war, so he went along with it.

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"Okay Wyatt Truth or Dare?" Chosen asked. The punks and Chosen were currently hanging out at Wyatt's house.

"Truth. Guys stop making out." Wyatt yelled at Finn and Phil.

"What's your sexuality?" Chosen asked with a knowing smirk. Suddenly all eyes were on him.

"I-Uh..-I may be..bisexual.." Wyatt mumbled the last part and everyone clapped.

"Okay Finn you owe me 20 bucks." Sophia said and Finn rolled his eyes.

"Yeah Yeah, whatever." Finn said.

"Okay Sophia, Truth or-"

CRASH

"What the fuck was that?" Phil asked confused.

"I think it came from the bathroom. I'll go look." Wyatt said and walked out. When he was at the bathroom door he heard whispering and footsteps.

"Hurry the fuck up."

"Don't rush me you whale penis."

"That's the worst insult ever."

"Guys I really think Wyatt didn't do it."

Wyatt smirked. He knew who it was. He knew Jaeden was in there which meant so were the rest of the pastels. Suddenly he heard the sound of spraying and he opened the door.

"AH!" Dan screamed and dropped the pink spray paint. At this point the punks decided to check out the sound and saw the pastels covered in spray paint.

"Oh shit. This is breaking and entering. I should call the police." Finn said.

"So who's bright idea was this?" Wyatt asked unamused.

"It was-"

"Mine." Jaeden said, interrupting Dan. Wyatt arched his eyebrow, not believing Jaeden.

"What-"

"It was obviously my idea. I bought the spray paint and I convinced everyone to spray paint the bathroom. And you know it's my idea because I have pink spray paint. And as you know pink is like my signature color because I mean, c'mon, who doesn't love pink?" Jaeden said, lying his ass off. He didn't want Dan to take the blame because he knew Phil would yell at him.

"That's no-"

"Alright. Everyone but Jaeden leave." Wyatt said and they all rushed out the door.