Dear Future Husband

November 3, 2018

Dear Future Wife,

I hate Seattle.

Once I turn eighteen, I'm out of here.

For starters, I can't stand the weather and I'm surprised I haven't shot myself in the face yet because rain makes me so upset. If I could get one straight week of just sunshine I would feel ten times better. I need the sun and this place just drains me.

I hate the location, Washington is always the forgotten state just shoved in the corner over here, isolated from the rest of the country. It's so busy here too, too much traffic, too many tourists, too much crime, it's just too much.

Not to mention, this is where my family lives.

And where my only real family died.

I need to get out.

And I need you to help me.

-Grant