Hamilton's POV
I'm getting dragged into the tent for what seems the millionth time. AND ITS NOT EVEN AN ADULT! ITS JOHN! HES ONLY A YEAR OLDER THAN ME!! UGGHH..
"WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING, ALEXANDER HAMILTON?" Ohh full name. Ouch.
"Uh dueling Lee for being a jerk to Mr. Washington?"
"DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT WAS?!?! YOU COULD HAVE DIED. NOT TO MENTION YOU ARENT EVEN ALLOWED OUT THERE!!!! ITS PAST YOUR BED TIME!!!"
"I know." Yeash, will he ever stop yelling?
"What's all this yelling about son? Why's Lee telling me his foot is shot?" Here comes the general, this will be fun..
"Well, I'm Mr. Washington, I kind of.... Dueled him..."
"YOU WHAT?!?"
"I didn't shoot him, that was John, but that's why he shot him."
"ALEXANDER HAMILTON! FOR DUELING YOU WILL NEVER BE TRUSTED ALONE, UNTIL YOURE HEALED FULLY AND YOU CAN BE TRUSTED. YES THAT EVEN MEANS IN THE TENT." WHAT?!? NO. I WILL PROVE IM NOT SOME LITTLE CHILD!!
"Yes sir."
"Now. Go. To. Bed." Ugh. It's only 11.
"Yes sir." As I'm climbing into bed, I wonder. Where can I find a gun, and someone who's willing to help sneak me out of camp, to the battle field.(Time skip a week's, ham's still not trusted)
Lafayette POV
Petiete lion iz an idiot. He'z forming a plan, I know it. He keepz zaying zuzpiciouz zings like 'Who wants go to fishing with me.... During our next battle?' But Papa alwayz zays 'No son you're not allowed to leave your tent during battles.' Why can't he juzt be more rezponzible? Whatever I must go and make zure he doezn't die doing whatever he'z doing now.
"What are you doing petite lion?"
"..... Making..... A........ Home for moles."
"Ahh. Why iz ziz 'home for moles' wide enough and deep enough for a petite lion to zneak out of ze camp with?"
"Moles are fat."
"Zo your telling me you're not planning to zneak out for ze attack planned zat you have begged to go to zince we planned it?"
"Yes."
"Fill ze hole."
"Hmph." (Alex Makes a face) oh zat petite lion. When will he learn to be zafe. I don't know what is do if he died.
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YEETMAS
Fanfictiona story that will make you yell "YEET" (it will last longer than Christmas)