Hamilton's POV
Ugh....(talking noise noise idk) Why is there noise? What's going on? Why can't I open my eyes? Oh. Right. I was shot again. Nice. Is it infected? Because it really hurts. Oh yay. My eyes are working now!
"Son! You're awake! How do you feel?"
"Fine." (Tries to move. Everyone makes sure he can't)
"Why does this one hurt so bad?"
"Well.. You were shot in the chest, son. It's a miracle it's not infected or you would be dead." That would be bad. I wanna die like a marter.
"When can I leave?"
"I don't know, son. Not really anytime soon."
Man! At least it couldn't get that much worse. (Magic magic magic.) What just happened? Are you serious? I'm 12 again! Ugh. Great. Not only have I been shot in the chest, but I'm 12 again. What what's next? Benedict Arno-
"Watch out!" (Gunshot) Owww! That hurt a Lot! Where did it hit?
You've got to be kidding me. My leg? Ugh. Where's Mr. Washi-. (Bang!) Right there.
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YEETMAS
Fanfictiona story that will make you yell "YEET" (it will last longer than Christmas)