Hamilton's POV
That was the best date ever! I'm gonna be a bad boi forever! I better sneak back into bed now!
"Son?" OH NO I WOKE HIM UP!! I BETTER JUMP IN BED AND PRETEND TO SLEEP!
"Son, I know you're awake."
No he doesn't!
"Oh. Must have been dreaming..."
"Yes!" Oops. Did I say that out loud?
"So I wasn't dreaming. Son, explain why you're up."
"I-I couldn't fall asleep."
"Why not?"
"Umm... I was having bad dreams before."
"Why didn't you tell me earlier then?"
"Umm... YEET!" That should distract him while I run.
"Wha- hey! Son, why are you running? Get back here!"
So much for being smooth.
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YEETMAS
Fanfictiona story that will make you yell "YEET" (it will last longer than Christmas)
