Hamilton's POV
Alright. So here's what I'm gonna do. (stand there like a man...) The window (which is really just a hole cut in the tent) is surprisingly close to the ground. If I can find something sharp enough I can work (WORK WORK...) my way out! (Yes that was a double reference.) But what to use? Aha! Someone stupidly left a knife over there! Ha! Now...(struggle)... Is... My... Time! Got it! Now to wiggle my way to the woods, where I can wait a day until going back to fight! What could go wrong? A lot. But I'm sure it will all be fine. (After a long period of grunting and wiggling, Hamilton finally gets to the forest.) Uagh!! That took forever! And I still have to wait a full day until I can fight! At least Mr. Washington doesn't know where I am. Or HIM. That would be horrible. I just have to wait for it. (Ha!)
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YEETMAS
Fanfictiona story that will make you yell "YEET" (it will last longer than Christmas)
