YEETMAS

YEETMAS 83 PART 86

Hamilton's POV

I need to find somewhere to hide! And quickly! Umm.... Maybe a tree? Or the woods? I know! I'll run towards Eliza's house, and hopefully lose him before getting there! Oh. There's a huge whole in my plan. How am I gonna get back to camp to fight? Or get back in general? I could... Ugh. I'm gonna hafta turn myself in. UGH. Life is SO hard at the moment. Whatever. I better stop.
"SON?!? WHATS GOING ON??? WHY DID YOU BOLT?"
"I wanted to get my exercise in?"
"Son. You're gonna be the death of me. We'll talk about this in the morning."
"Ok, sir." At least we are not talking about it now! I better think of a plan to lessen the blow.

(And he waddled away. Until the very next day bum bum bum bum bumy bum.)
(I'm strange ok?)
Okay. So.. My plan is to tell him I woke up from a nightmare and forgit what I was doing. That's believable, right?
"Son, why were you awake?"
"I was awoken by a nightmare, bro." I'm still a bad boi. Don't worry.
"... Ok. Why Did you run away?"
"I was confused, bro. I was like yodeling kid from Wal-Mart."
"... Right... Son, although your reasons were...-"
"Dope?"
"-.. Sure... I feel like you aren't telling me something."
"Well... Umm.. I was like 'Kiki to you love me?' To Eliza."
"... I think 'I snuck out to be with Eliza.' Is what you're trying to tell me, so your grounded for the rest of the month."
"Ugh. YEET, sir."
"Son... Please talk in English from now on. Okay?" What? But that's how I become reliable with the ladies! Ugh. Whatever.
"Okay sir." To be honest I never really understand those thingys anyways. (Memes. He's talking about memes and songs.) Oh well. I better start being grounded.