Hamilton's POV
Ugh... Great. Now my head hurts even more! I wonder what they want from me this time. I hope it doesn't involve standing up.
"Ah. You're awake." Aha! I know how to get them to leave me alone! Time to harness my inner bad boi. This is gonna be fun.
"Wait a minute. WhO aRe YoU?"
"I am... I will not tell my name to you."
"Hi,"
"What?"
"WELCOME TO CHILIS."
"Chili's? What is going on? I need backup immediately! I think he's possessed!"
"Look at all those chickens."
"Are you calling up afraid?" *smack* owch.
"Road work ahead?"
"Where is my backup!?"
"Uh yeah, I sure hope it does." Ha! This boi has no idea what's going on. I can't believe this is actually working!
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YEETMAS
Fanfictiona story that will make you yell "YEET" (it will last longer than Christmas)
