Uncle Polished, Uncle Edgy
Guess whaaaaat
UE You learned how to use
a condom? About time.Woah, okay, guess you're
not too excited to be an uncleUP I am 100% going to be
the cool uncleUP What's going on?
Psh, as if I'd tell you over
text. Let's just say that we
know the exact name of your
future niece/nephew... And if
you have a niece or nephew.UE I'LL BE THERE
IN FIVE MINUTESSure, now he's glad I'm pregnant
UP I'm going to be there as
soon as I canUP Screw college
UP Imma be an uncle
UP I'm going to be the uncle
of what has to be the world's
cutest childI certainly hope you aren't texting
and driving, you have to set a good example for the childrenUP Of course not... Pshh
UP WAIT, 'CHILDREN'????
Hopefully (;
UP Oh god you scared
me I thought you had
twins for a minuteI would have known that a
long time ago, you dork. But
seriously. Get off your phone.UP I'm using Siri, I
don't text and driveUP That's how people die,
I'm not an idiotUP But I'll stop now, I don't
want you to be stressedYou were totally texting and driving.
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Back To Our Roots, Book One
FanfictionThad hasn't had the easiest life. It doesn't help that he's been called a 'she' for most of it. After attempting to end it, he enrolls in Dalton Academy. Meeting an old friend whose life he saved without knowing it, his old friend's boyfriend who i...