Heres to the wicked, the ghoulish, the ghastly, the gory
This is a tale to end all stories
Imagine a man, not of old age, and not too green the his town
Everywhere he went, he wore a frown
But come one night, on a hallow's eve
Came a whimsical man with a sinister plan
"Lets take that frown and give you a smile"
So he sat him down in chains, and told him to stay a while
While he took a sharp blade and made a few changes
One cut here, and another here
"With a smile like that, how can you know fear?"
Oh wait, thats right, how could I forget?
If you ever frown again, don't you fret
I'll back to give you more smiles, more laughs, more reasons to feel unique
Because you will remember my lesson every time you speak
And if it's vengeance or payback that you seek
I will take you from a place or pride to one of meek
Because I may take one finger, two fingers, three fingers, four
And if you're still a bad soul, maybe more
Your eyes, your lips, and maybe your hair
We'll see what I can have that you deem fair
And if your frowns persist
How can I resist
From taking more than than that for collection and treasures
And to teach you a lesson of which it'll be my pleasure
To never stop smiling, even if you frown
I'll make sure you'll stop feeling down
And if you lose your hands and a quarter of your nose
It will all worth it, I suppose
