When we finally managed to get downstairs Alice was running around like a tornado, Edward managed to get by successfully but I tried to duck past her with no avail. "Alice please I need breakfast. All I've eaten in the last twenty four hours was like two pieces of bacon and some peanuts." I whined that and some of her brother's cum but I so wasn't going to say that with most of his family sitting in the room beside me along with my older brother. "Plus I need to check on the kids." "Fine but you've got twenty minutes before you get your de-briefing." "Aye aye captain." I said before heading into the kitchen, Edward who was cooking breakfast handed me a plate with bacon and French toast on it. "My stomach bows down to you." I said before kissing him quickly and sitting down at the table. Annabelle was sitting in a high chair while Rose brushed her hair; she smiled brightly when I sat down. "Hey baby girl." I said kissing her cheek "Wait I could've sworn I had two when I left the house." I said looking for Eddie. My answer came two second later when Carlisle appeared in the kitchen doorway holding Eddie. "I was just being the best grandpa in the entire Universe and was changing his diaper." Carlisle said handing him to me. "Did you get squirted?" I asked kissing the top of Eddie's head. The smile turned to a grimace. "He gets it from his father." "Lovely." I answered sarcastically. "What happened to loving everything about me?" Edward asked sitting down beside me at the table. "It stops with you passing on the ability to pee in someone's eye with accurate precision to our children." I said playing with Eddie's hands, I was trying to get him to clap, it wasn't working. He was however sitting up by himself. "Just the male ones." Edward murmured eating his breakfast. "But at least you two are only going to have the two rights?" Rose asked finishing playing with Annabelle's hair. "God no." I said. "We want more." "What?" Emmett asked shocked. "You can have more you know." I said. "Wait you two are only going to have the one?" "Yeah," Emmett said indifferently. "Why would we want more?" Rose asked. "Because being pregnant is awesome." I said. Emmett snorted. "Alright part of my pregnancy I would go back on, you know the running away, the early birth, but the rest of it I loved." I said playing with Eddie. "So how many more would you have?" Rose asked sounding somewhat curious. "Um we said we would stop at five." Edward said looking at me and I nodded. "I'm sorry did you just say five?" Emmett asked looking between us. "As in, three more!" "Yeah." I said. "Six would be way too many." "You could be like the Duggars." Rose laughed. "Yeah right, like I would still be having kids by the time Eddie knocks up some girl." I said shaking my head. "This won't be until you're at least thirty." I said turning him so he was looking at me "Five." I added. "But five really?" Rose asked. "Like could you imagine what your body would look like?" "Yeah, but I work out like all the time." I said tickling Eddie's stomach "You can't tell me you don't want another one when you look at these two cutie pies." I said blowing a raspberry on Eddie's stomach. "I suppose they are damn cute." She said looking at Eddie. "Rose?" Emmett asked looking at her slightly shocked. "Oh come on Emmett." She said. "Imagine we could have a girl this time." "That would be darn cute." Emmett said looking like he was off in some distance place. Edward looked at the exchange with a perplexed expression. "What?" I asked him. "I was the one who brought up the whole wanting another baby thing right?" he asked. "Yeah. Why?" "Just making sure you didn't do that to me." "No it was you. Cause you compared me to when I was getting sick on the plane to like when I was pregnant." I explained. "You were sick on the plane?" Rose asked. "You're pregnant?" Emmett asked. "No I am not pregnant." I said finishing my breakfast. "Why do people keep asking me that?" "All I heard was sick and pregnant." Carlisle said running into the room. "Do you want me to call the doctor Bella?" "I am not pregnant." I said louder this time "I wasn't really sick on the plane either Edward just told Jacob I was so we could go have s-." I rambled when Edward's hand covered my mouth. "I think you can stop now." He whispered. I blushed but nodded. "I'm going to go get briefed on my wedding, come on Annabelle, us girls got to stick together." I said lifting her out of the seat. Rose quickly walked after me. "You guys had sex on the plane?" she asked. "Yeah, like you've never done it." I said brushing my hair back. "No..." she said. "You too have gone vanilla haven't you?" I said, before realising it was my brother I was talking about "Wait I so don't want to know." "Kinda, I don't know we just don't seem to connect anymore, maybe we should spruce things up a bit. Like Joey is sleeping in the same room as us here so we obviously can't here." She began. "Just put him in another room." I said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Won't that be obvious to everybody else?" she asked looking over her shoulder a bit timidly, you can imagine what it does to ones ego to see someone like Rose look intimidated. "You can just say Joey wants to be a big boy in his own room." I said again making it sound obvious. "Would that work?" "It could and when I get back from my honeymoon I will take Joey for the weekend. I want loads of nieces and nephews so you better get to work Blondie." I said in playful manner. "Okay." She said nodding. We walked into the living room to see Alice turning on her laptop. "Oaky your here. Sit down pay attention and questions can be asked at the end." She said quickly "Wait where is Number Five, I do not have time to do this twice!" she stated. "Give me a second." I said turning around. "Edward come here Annabelle's walking." I said. The next thing I knew he was in the room Eddie in one hand video camera in the other. He grimaced when he saw me holding the baby. "Well played Bella." Alice said. "Not cool Love." Edward said coming in and sitting down beside me. "But if I had said Edward come here Alice wants to give us the longest lecture of our lives on wedding preparations what would you have done?" I asked. "I suppose well played." He said leaning in and kissing me on the neck. "Break it up you two. We have to keep focused on the task in hand. And I didn't have Jasper stay up all night making this power point just so you two can make out all the way through it." "Did you steal that projector from my office?" Edward asked shocked. "That is highly irrelevant." Alice stated turning it on and focusing it on the wall. "So at the moment we are at the converging stage of WPT1 and WPT2." Alice stated and I nodded. "The decorations will be arriving on Friday morning and the flowers on Saturday morning. The cake which was the one you two picked last week has been ordered and will be ready for Saturday morning. Edward your tux has been delivered you, Eddie, Dad, Jazz and Emmett are getting fitted tonight with the last alterations. Bella as you known Emmett drove your dress from New York to here so the air line wouldn't lose it." "Wait Emmett drove all the way across the country?" Edward asked. "When you see the dress you'll get it." Alice explained. "Emmett's a better brother than I am." He muttered. "We know." Alice stated "As I was saying, Bella your dress is in Mom's closet protected from a curious older brother of mine and your fitting is also tonight along with mine, Rose's, Annabelle's, Mom's and Angela's, who Jake has gone to pick from the airport. What's the name of the guy she bringing?" "Ben." I answered. "Right." Alice said writing that down. She flicked through the screens on the power point showing me all the work she had managed to do in such a short time. "That's it but I need to know what music you're doing your first dance to and who's walking you down the aisle." Alice said. "I'll get you those songs." Edward said happy to be out of there. I mouthed traitor to him as he ran up the stairs. "Love you too Babe." "Rose have you seen Emmett?" I asked her. "Um yeah, he's in the kitchen." She said. I handed her Annabelle before walking into the kitchen to find Emmett and Joey playing cards. "Hey Joey can I talk to your Daddy for a minute?" I asked. "Sure, I'm creaming his butt as it is." Joey said throwing the cards down and walking out of the room. "You just saved me from paying out his college fund." Emmett joked tidying up the cards. "You're welcome. Will you come for a walk with me?" I asked. "Sure Bells." He said standing up and opening the back door. We walked for awhile until we were a good bit away from the house. "So what did you want to talk to me about?" "I have to tell you something, I'm only telling you nobody else except Edward and Jake knows this and I want it to stay that way." I explain. "Okay, what is it?" Emmett asked. "I almost didn't come down here." I whispered. "Huh?" "Edward and I got into this really bad fight and I took off, just ran I left the kids in the house and everything and just left. He talked me down but I really thought about calling it off." "Do you want to tell me what the fight was about?" he asked. "He thought I was repulsed by his scars." I said shaking my head. "Are you?" "No." I said "I hate them, but I'm not repulsed by them. They make me feel so guilty." "Bella it wasn't your fault." Emmett said wrapping his arms around me. "I know it isn't. But it doesn't stop the guilt. It's over now, but I just wanted you to know." I said shrugging. "Okay." He said holding me close to him. After awhile he stood up "You ready to go back?" "One more thing." I said, patting the ground beside me. "Sure anything Sis." "Will you give me away on Saturday?" I asked "I know you one of the groomsmen and all but I want you to do it." "What does Charlie think about that?" Emmett asked. "He understands." I said "Emmett you raised me more than anybody else, you were the one who convinced me to go to New York I never would have met Edward had it not been for you." "Me and my stupid plans." He muttered before laughing. "I'll do it Bells." He said hugging me tightly. "I still get to make my groomsmen speech though right? I worked hard on that thing." "Yes you can make your speech." I said laughing. "Good. Oh yeah Seth called they won't make it here until Saturday him and Charlie got pulled into a big closing deal." "That's okay. Now come on, you have to get fitted into a tux." "You're lucky I love you Bella, otherwise I would hate you." "In a weird way that makes sense." I said "Race you." I said taking off running as fast as I could. Only realising a minute late what I said he got up yelling "You're such a cheater Bella." Before taking after me really fast. I kept going my legs pounding against the ground, I am so glad I work out. I managed to get inside the house two second before Emmett who came in behind me tackling me to the ground and tickling me. "Emmett get off of me." I yelled between my fits of laughter. "What was that cheater?" he yelled while I squealed. "Uncle, uncle." I yelled and he stopped. Rose came into the room holding Annabelle while Edward followed holding Eddie. They both looked at each other and shook their heads. "Do we want to know?" Rose asked. "Bella cheated." Emmett yelled. "Did not!" I yelled back "It's not my fault you weren't standing up when I said 'race you'" "Very mature Bella." "I think so." I said, Eddie chuckled in his Daddy's arms. "What do you think little Man?" I said standing up before Emmett could tickle me again. "I think he thinks his mother is nuts." Edward said laughing as he handed me the baby. "Never. My children think I'm awesome, which is why I'm so going to win the bet." I said as Eddie gurgled in my arms. "You wish Swan." He said as Rosalie handed him Annabelle. "You're going to say Daddy first aren't you?" he asked her kissing her nose and she smiled brightly at him. He took this as a good sign until the stench told us why she was smiling. "Annabelle Cullen." He said holding her arms length from him. "Ew, how does someone that small do that?" I asked covering my mouth and nose with my hand. Eddie mimicking my actions did the same and I laughed. "Go change her." "Jesus Christ." Edward said making a weird, Annabelle laughed at this. "Oh she's so going to say Mommy first." I said to Eddie who smiled. She would.

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RomanceA one night stand Bella can't remember? Perfect right. Not really. When 23 year old maid Bella Swan finds out shes pregnant, she has to deal with family and friends, but what does this have to with her boss? Mr. Sex On Legs Cullen?