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✧~ Pick up lines (texting oneshot) ~✧

this idea is mine! not requested!

WARNING: CRINGE STUFF. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK LMAO.

honestly, i don't even know what im doing with my life anymore but i wanted to try something different. this is gonna be filled with cringe but whatever. read if you want.

summary/note: katsuki and you are in your septate dorms, still awake late at night whilst everyone is asleep. to pass the time, the two of you exchange cringe pick up lines. ⚠️

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2:30AM

KATSUKI
are you awake?

Y/N
maybe.

KATSUKI
thank god.
i was bored asf.

Y/N
can't sleep?

KATSUKI
what does it look like?

Y/N
bi**.

KATSUKI
don't call me that.

Y/N
hm, i will do what i
want.

KATSUKI
bi**.

Y/N
anyways what do
you want to do?
im bored and can't
sleep.

KATSUKI
really, i don't care.

Y/N
just say something,
anything. please.

KATSUKI
you're weird.

Y/N
awh, that's so
sweet of you.

KATSUKI
yeah, i know.

Y/N
seriously, katsuki.
just please say something.

KATSUKI
oh, okay. i
have something to tell
you.

KATSUKI
even if there was no
gravity on earth, id
still fall for you.

Y/N
...
i-

KATSUKI
there, i said
something.

Y/N
what was that?
that was bad.

KATSUKI
pfft. as if you have
anything better to say.

Y/N
uhm, i do!

KATSUKI
yeah, sure you do.

Y/N
are you a bank loan?
because you got my
interest.

KATSUKI
... nothing to say.

Y/N
imsosorry-

KATSUKI
are you a time traveler?
because i see you in my
future.

Y/N
i-

Y/N
do you play football?
because you're a
keeper.

KATSUKI
hey, tie your shoes!
i don't want you falling
for anyone else.

Y/N
are you a keyboard?
because you're just
my type.

KATSUKI
i’d never play hide and
seek with you because
someone like you is
hard to find.

Y/N
roses are red,
my face is too,
that only happens when
im with you.

KATSUKI
can i follow you?
because my mum told me
to follow my dreams.

Y/N
hm, i should call
you google because
your everything i have
been looking for.

KATSUKI
you must be tired since
you've been running through
my mind all day.

Y/N
you're like a
dictionary:
you add meaning to
my life.

KATSUKI
do you believe in
love at first sight,
or should i walk
by again?

Y/N
you must be a broom,
because you swept
me off my feet.

KATSUKI
are you a parking
ticket, because you
have fine, fine, fine
written all over you.

Y/N
it's not my fault
i fell in love, you were
the one that tripped
me.

KATSUKI
excuse me, but i think
i dropped something...
my jaw.

Y/N
your eyes are like
IKEA, i get lost
in them.

KATSUKI
even though there
aren't any stars out
tonight, you're still
shining like one.

Y/N
do you know if there's any
police around?
because im about to
steal your heart.

KATSUKI
you're so cute,
it's distracting.

Y/N
well, im no organ donor,
but id be happy to give you
my heart.

KATSUKI
sorry, ive ran out
of things to say.

Y/N
that's fine.
i was going to stop
anyways.

KATSUKI
get some sleep.
i don't wanna be
carrying you around all
tomorrow because you're
tired.

Y/N
come on. you
know you do really.

KATSUKI
damn. okay, fine,
but i sure as hell am not
putting up with your moody
attitude all because
you didn't sleep.

KATSUKI
now get some sleep. okay?

Y/N
okay... i will.

Y/N
love you, katsuki.

KATSUKI
love you too, y/n.

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IMSOSORRY DON'T HATE ME PLEASE- 😭😭😭😭😭

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