Oh, this is gonna be a gas!

Don't Touch That Dial

Jo and Lizzie walked onto set hand in hand. Jo gave her wife's hand a squeeze releasing her as Lizzie walked onto the set. Everyone got into place and before long the director yells "Action!"

They opened Wanda behind the curtain waiting for Vision. Jo walked slowly and quietly like an animal stalking its prey carefully taking photos and shooting BTS video.

After they finished for the day Jo went back to her office to start processing the photos and video she took. Several long hours later she decided it was time to retire home. As she started walking to the parking lot something caught her eye. Lizzie's car was parked beside hers. Jo did a quick 180 making her way to the trailers. She flipped through the keys on her ring before finally settling in on the ones that opened Lizzies trailer. When she opened it she saw Lizzie laid out on the couch asleep while the TV was still on. Jo walked over, squatting down she gently stroked Lizzie's cheek. "Baby?"

Lizzie's eyes slowly fluttered open to meet Jos. Jo smiled lightly saying "Come on love."

"Uhm comfy," Lizzie murmured

Jo stood up scooping Lizzie into her arms and she made her way towards the bed. Once Lizzie was situated Jo quickly shed her Bra and pant cuddling into her wife.

The two woke up to banging on their trailer door. Lizzie groaned burying herself further into Jo to try and escape the noise. Jo hugged her tightly before kissing Lizzie's head saying "Baby stay here."

Jo slowly slipped on some pants climbing out of bed. As she got closer to the door she heard the voice of Kathryn Haughn. "Ladies! Ladies! Get up!"

Jo opened the door rubbing the sleep from her eyes "Kathryn what's up?"

"Well hello, my lovely are you two up and ready?"

"Uh no."

"Well, hop to it! We have reshoots to film."

Jo's eyes widened as she held up her pointer finger "Give me one second."

Jo quickly walked back to where her wife was sleeping "Baby. Wake up baby"

Lizzie groaned shooing her wife away "No."

"Come on."

"No."

Jo stepped back, ripping the covers away from her wife "Elizabeth Chase Olsen get your ass up!"

Lizzie glared hard at her wife before she looked up to see Kathryn behind Jo. She became painfully aware of the fact she was in nothing but a pair of lace underwear. Jo threw her wife a sweatshirt quickly blocking her from Kathryn. The look Lizzie gave her told her just how screwed she was. Once Lizzie was up on her feet Kathryn asked "You ready to get knocked up?"

Jo laughed at her wife's face. Jo nudged her wife's shoulder "Yeah. You ready babe?"

Lizzie glared at Jo "Keep at it and we won't do the thing that leads to the babies."

Jo's mouth closed faster than quicksilvers fastest run. The three exited the trailer and made their way to the set. Jo kissed Lizzie's cheek as she went to the set while Kathryn and Lizzie went to hair and makeup. As they walked Kathryn said, "You two seem so in love."

Lizzie smiled wide "We are. I get to spend forever with her and that still doesn't seem like enough. She's extraordinary. I learn something new about her every day."

"She says the same about you. I've seen the way she looks at you while she looks. She's fair with her photography but trust me when she takes photos of you she takes on a whole new look. That woman believes you hug the moon and the stars. "

Lizzie smiled widely "She is my most favorite person." There was a pause "What was she like on set?"

Kathryn laughed "Oh she was great! Have you seen ... of course, you have. You know that scar on the back of her calf?"

"Yeah?"

"There was an incident with a bottle of tequila."

"No?!"

"Yes! Your wife was quite a wild lady."

"Oh, I know."

"But she loves you more than life itself."

That night Jo and Lizzie were on their couch. Jo had her legs on Lizzie's lap. Lizzie started massaging Jos's calves paying special attention to her wife's scar. "Tell me how you got it."

Jo took her eyes off the TV muting it she said "It was during the filming of Bad Moms. It was maybe one, two o'clock in the morning. They were filming the grocery store scene I was close to the girls. I was laying on the ground taking pictures. They put milk all over the floor and while they were throwing tequila it slipped and shattered right next to me. A shard of glass went in."

"Does it still hurt?" Lizzie asked as her finger circled it.

"No baby. Not anymore."

"Do you miss it?"

"Miss what?"

"Life before you were married."

Jo sat up drawing her legs back "No! Are you?"

"What! No!" Lizzie said firmly

"Then why would you ask such a question?"

"I used to hear all these stories of these crazy adventurous things you used to do between films. I've seen the scars and tattoos that go with those stories."

Jo scooted forward, batting the space in front of her "Come here."

Lizzie came and sat down putting her legs on either side of Jo. The two sat inches apart. Jo put her hand on either side of Lizzies face letting her thumb brush up and down her cheek.

"You know as much as me that those scars aren't all good."

"Oh baby I didn't mean to bring up your father."

"No, it's okay let me finish."

"Sure those trips and adventures were fun but this. Being with you well that the adventure of a lifetime."

"You promise?"

Jo held up her left hand wiggling her wedding ring "I do. What's got you thinking like this?"

"Babies."

"Oh."

"It just I saw you with the boys than I saw me in that prosthetic bump-"

"-and you got baby fever."

"I just want to make sure this is what you want before you really get tied to me."

"Oh, baby tie me ten times over. Give me none or all the babies. I am not going anywhere."

Lizzie nodded biting her lip. Jo smiled, kissing Lizzie's nose "Well it will take time. We have to get you all checked out to make sure the oven is in working order. We have to pick a sperm donor then I get to make you pregnant."

Lizzie's heart fluttered at the look in her wife's eye. Lizzie leaned forward crashing her lips into Jo's. When they pulled apart Jo pulled Lizzie into her lap kissing her throat as Lizzie erupted into a fit of giggles. Jo stood up as Lizzie wrapped her legs around Jo. Jo carried Lizzie into the bedroom kicking the door shut. As soon as it shut it reopened. Jo sat Red on the ground saying "Sorry girl. You won't want to see this."