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Jo was in her closet looking for clothes when she yelled out into bed "What time is your interview babe?"

"Twelve why?"

"I was going to head over to Hannahs's house."

"What time do you think you'll be back?"

"Just text me when you are done with the interview." Jo walked out of her closet and into Lizzies. Lizzie was standing in front of the mirror buttoning up her pink top.

"You have been going over to Hannahs quite a lot lately."

"You thinks so?"

"I do."

"Do you not want me to go hang out with her?"

"No! No! Nothing like that! I love Hannah I just want to make sure she is okay and there isn't anything going on."

Jo kissed her wife's cheek "We are both great! I like giving you your time now and again."

"You think I don't want to be near you?" Lizzie asked terrified

"No! No!" Jo quickly reassured, "You deserve your time just as you give me mine."

"We are quite the couple aren't we."

"We are. May I say something, Mrs. Olsen?"

"You may Mrs. Olsen."

"As ravishing as you are in that top you have offset the buttons."

Lizzie quickly looked down at her shirt groaning "Fuck off Josephine.  You got me all distracted."

Jo laughed pulling Lizzie close "Here let me fix it." Jo stepped forward letting her fingertips undo Lizzie's top. Jo's cold fingers would occasionally graze Lizzie's hot skin. Jo could feel Lizzie flex her muscles when her hands would touch her skin. Once Lizzie's top was fully undone Jo let her eyes drink Lizzie in slowly and steadily. It drove Lizzie crazy the way Jo would look at her. She never believed when people talked about seeing love but love was just as tangible as a chair when Jo looked at Lizzie like that. Lizzie's chest began to move rapidly the longer Jo looked at her.

Lizzie took a deep breath "We have time."

Thats all it took for Jo to pounce. She started her attack on Lizzie's lips before moving down her jaw and neck. It was when she got to Lizzie's breast that Lizzie had to back herself up against the island in her closet. Once her back was against the edge she reached back behind white-knuckling herself to the granite. She needed to ground herself. Lizzie let her head tilt back as a loud moan excited her lips. Jo finally pulled away and Lizzie looked down to see a large red circle forming on her left breast. She looked down at Jo who looked up at her smirking "When you feel think of this."
What Jo did next caused Lizzie's eyes to roll back into her head. She lost feeling in her legs as she was transported somewhere new. Her senses were heightened and every nerve in her body was firing.

Thirty minutes later Lizzie sat on the island a tired smile on her face, Jo was standing between her legs bracing her hands on either side of Lizzie's hips. Jo said, "We still got it."

Lizzie looked up at her "With a love like ours we are never going to lose it.' 

Jo took the edges of Lizzies shirt bringing them together before finally delicately doing each button. Jo took her hands cupping Lizzies face "I know you are tired. I am too. Do I need to do anything to help you get ready?"

"Honestly I'm probably just going to wear some slacks on the bottom."

"Hair? Makeup?"

"Team is coming."

Jo kissed Lizzies forehead "Okay."

Jo stood leaned against the doorframe arms crossed. She watched as the team worked on her wife's face. Her face was mostly neutral but Lizzie could tell the corners of her lips were ever so slightly turned up. "What do you think?" Lizzie asked cheekily

Jo rolled her eyes saying sarcastically "I have never seen anything so ugly. Truly how did you do that?"

Lizzies face dropped. She took the makeup brush beside her flinging it at Jo. Just as Steve caught a spear in Infinity War Jo contorted her body to catch it. "Not only did you insult me but you did your fucking Jedi shit."

Jo let out a soft chuckle flipping the brush in her hands "I'm sorry baby."

"No, you aren't."

"You my little LA baby are an absolute hotty. The sexist thing I have ever laid eyes on."

"Kissing up won't help."

Jo took a step forward she braced herself on the arms of Lizzies chair just so. She knew if she placed them at this angle Lizzie would get a fantastic view of her arms, veins, and hands. "What if I do something like..." Jo leaned forward whispering in Lizzie's ear. Lizzie's grip hardened on his legs the more Jo talked. Jo pulled away saying "I am out of here!" She gave a stunned Lizzie a quick peek before saying "Goodbye. I love you."

Lizzie called out quietly "Love you too."

Lizzies stylized had his blowdryer in hand. He put his arms out "How good does she fuck you? It gotta be good the way you near become a puddle."

Lizzie smiled biting her lip "So so good."

Jo pulled into Hannahs's driveway walking through the garage and into the house "Yo Hannah!"Hannah was Jo's roommate at NYU. Hannah is now a producer in LA. 

Hannah yelled "Basement!" Jo went to the basement door trotting down the stairs. She saw Hannah in the at-home recording booth. Hannah stepped out walking around the equipment. "What you doing here hoe?"

"I need your help with something."

Hannah could tell that this was serious. She sat on the couch that sat on the wall across from the booth "Whats up Josephine?"

"I want to something for Lizzie and I need your help."

"What kind of help?"

"I want to..."

After a few hours of discussion and work, they decided to call it a day. Jo and Hannah sat on the couch laughing "How is Robbie?" Robbie Arnett is Hannahs's fiance.

"He's the best!"

"When are you two going to tie the knot?"

"I don't know. We are both just enjoying the engagement."

Jo nodded "I enjoyed engagement."

"You two still got hitched pretty quick."

"We waited a year."

"I've been engaged for two years."

"Has it been two years? Man! Time flies!"

"It sure does."

Jo's phone rang. Jo picked it up looking at the caller ID. She showed it to Hannah smiling "Hey lover." She answered. "I'm sitting here with Hannah... 'll tell her... Hannah, she says hi... Hannah said Hi... are you done?... whichever...yeah ill ask her...  You want to eat dinner with me and Lizzie?... she said yes... Order from that little place... yes... yes... how do you always know what I know before I do... yeah yeah... okay... Love you too... bye." Jo looked over at Hannah "What?"

"You two are soulmates. Actual real-life soulmates. You two are like fucking unicorns."

Jo laughed "You are so stupid."

The evening at the Olsens was filled with laughter and shouting a few boring games and memories to last a lifetime.

A/N: This chapter is designed to Tee off another cooler part of this story. And to keep you lovelies from reading only like 300 words I threw in some spice!

Do we like the spice or no? I probably won't go anymore M-rated than that.