national lampoon's christmas vacation

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A/N: Don't read if you have a weak heart!


"Let me carry that-"

"Trent I swear to God!" Lizzie bit back angrily

Trent looked over at Jo for help. Jo walked over letting her hand sneak around Lizzie's belly taking some of the pressure off before whispering "Why don't you let him carry that and we could go have a little chat in the bedroom."

"I'm not a child," Lizzie groaned

"Not in here," Jo warned

The authority in Jo's voice sent shivers down Lizzie's spine. Jo's hand was firm on her back as Lizzie handed Trent was she was holding before walking into the master. Jo gently closed the door leaning against it with her arms crossed "I told you not to carry that." Jo said firmly

"I am not a child." Lizzie crossed her arms, testing her wife

"No. But you are carrying my children and I would very much so like them to stay in there as long as they can. You heard the doctor. You are 32 weeks the twins could decide to make their arrival at any time and you lifting things doesn't help."

"It was just a casserole," Lizzie snorted

"Honey. I'm southern. Our casseroles are heavy. And no more snapping at people who are trying to help you."

"I hate you," Lizzie grumbled

Jo smirked "I know," walking forward she towered over Lizzie taking her chin in her thumb and forward before tilting Lizzie's head back "Shut up and kiss me."

Lizzie was a puddle, or a fountain, or both she was trapped and she loved it. Lizzie went in for more "Nuh-uh," Jo hummed "We are not doing anything to make those babies come."

"You know these next 8 weeks are going to be hell." Lizzie groaned

Jo kissed her head "But then we will hold them and everything will be okay. Now you put on a smile and let's go hang out with the family."


They walked into the living room hand in hand where Jarnette, MK, Ashley, Trent, and Lily were. Lizzies Father had visited the week before and they had already done a huge zoom with the extended family.  Lizzie went and walked over to the couch. Jo went and stood in front of Lizzie helping her to sit. Once she was seated Lizzie let her head flop onto her Mom's shoulder "Josephine is being mean." Lizzie wined

Jo's mouth jaw dropped when Jarnette cooed "My poor baby what did she do?" kissing to top of Lizzies head

"Withheld sex."

Ashley piped up "Really? are we sure we are talking about the same Jo?"

Mkjumped in "I distinctly remember us three face timing and you telling us how Jo did the thing where she-"

"Alright!" Jo jumped in

"Scream," Mk finished her thought, She was met with Jo hurdling a pillow at her face. Mk jumped up "You bitch," she ran jumping on the front of Jo clinging to her front "Twin attack!"

Asley jumped up running to jump on Jo's back "I will avenge you."

Jarnette smiled leaning down whispering into Lizzie's ear "You really couldn't have married a better woman. I can't think anyone the twins are so comfortable with."

Lizzie smiled up at her Mom "Wait till we have our twins." Lizzie rubbed her big belly. She laughed as Jo tried to shake the two grown twins that clung to her body

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