Oh, this is gonna be a gas!

You had sex with my wife?!

It was the day Chris and Morgan would be flying back to Boston and Jo and Lizzie were going to go back to Texas. The group sat on the back porch looking out at the Hamilton estate. Lizzie was laying against a lounge chair while Morgan and Chris curled up on a sofa. Jo stepped out her bathrobe tied around her "Hey Liz?"

Lizzie turned "What's up baby?"

"Can you come look at this sore real quick?"

"Mmhh sexy," Chris hummed

"Shut up! Your ass wasn't stuck in a hospital bed for weeks"

Lizzie went to get up, somewhat slow now that she had a rather large bump but Morgan stood up quicker "Don't worry about it Mom. I've been there once you settled it's hard to get up. I'll take care of it."

Chris said, "But shell be naked-"

Morgon shrugged "Nothing I haven't seen before,"

Lizzie choked on her tea "Wha-what?"

The two shrugged "We dabbled,"

"In what?"

"You know..." Morgan shrugged

Liz and Chris quickly blurted "You had sex with my wife?!"

"Oh you two calm down," Morgan chastised

"It was a long time ago. We were sophomores and college. We wanted to know if we were actually good or not." Jo clarified

Chris and Lizzie just stared at them blankly, "You should be thanking her,"

"Why?" Chris asked cautiously 

"Your wife was terrible in bed before she met me,"

"I wasn't terri-"

"Yes, you were." Liz and Chris were in shock "You know that thing she does with her tongue and the..." Jo traced the pattern on the palm of her hand with her middle finger

Chris nodded slowly "She learned that from me,"

Lizzie said, "How long did you two like??"

"Only like twice-"

"-for a few hours."

"But there were no feelings?"

"Nope! Just two best friends,"

The two spouses were in shock "I don't know how I feel," Chris said plainly

"Me either," Lizzie agreed

Morgan leaned over "We broke them,"

"We did," Jo agreed

"Shall we look at your ass?"

"We shall,"

The two walked in leaving Chris and Lizz outside completely shocked, Lizzie said "I don't think I can be mad,"

Chris nodded "Especially if she taught her..."

"I know what you mean,"

"Are you surprised?" Chris asked

"I don't think so,"

"Me either," Chris cleared his throat "Did you and you best friend eve-"

"Never." Lizzie quickly jumped in

"Should we say we've had sex?"

"We haven't so what would that do?"

"Put them in shock,"

Lizzie laughed "Good plan! Ill tell them the babies are yours."

"Perfect!"

"I concure,"

"We are never doing that are we?"

"Nope,"

"Never,"

"Should we be worried they have been gone that gone?" Lizzie asked

Chris eyes widened before he quickly went to help Lizzie up. They burst into the livingroom to see Jo and Morgan cackling "Took you two long enough,"

"Was this all a joke? Did you two never..."

"Oh no we did we just stayed here and waited for you to burst in like two deers in headlights." Morgan laughed

"The babies are Chris'!" Lizzie quickly blurted out

Morgan and Jo began cackling before quickly stopping looking at one another color drained and wide eyes. It was Chris and Lizzies turn to start cackling "You should see your face!" Chris laughed

Jo and Morgan both let out a sigh "Not funny,"

"Neither was what you two said," Chris said

They both exclaimed, "We didn't lie!"

"We know!" Chris and Lizzie said

Lizzie sighed "We just wanted you two to taste a hint of the shock we both went into."

Jo walked up to Lizzie pulling her close "That was a long time ago. It meant nothing."

Morgan walked into Chris' arms kissing his cheek "And you two mean everything to us."