Me: Hello everyone and welcome to the 140th Episode of Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars! The Crossover You Never Knew You Wanted! Today you'll finally get to see who'll be joining us today!
Lincoln: Oh boy! Who will it be?
Me: Well, before I start asking your thoughts, where's Dark Dream?
Dark Aqua: Out shopping with Nozomi, why?
Me: Ok, good. I just have a bad feeling she's gonna be mad about who will be joining us today.
Emily: Well as long as it's not an awful show, I'm pretty sure you'll be OK.
SpongeBob: So who's gonna be joining us, Durand?
Me: Well SpongeBob, the show that's joining is yet another Nicktoon!
SpongeBob: WOOOOOOOO!!
Ron: Seriously?! When are we gonna get more Disney reps? It's been 3 and a half seasons and we're still the only Disney characters in this series!
Me: Ron, you know how Disney is about their characters. If I want one of their shows in the series, I'd have to pay them HALF of our budget for the series, which could ruin our chances of getting a 5th or 6th season. It was already a big pain getting YOU guys in this series and I REALLY don't want to go through that again until I know we'll be able to survive losing half the budget...
Kim: And I assume that won't be anytime this season or Season 4...
Me: Yeah, sorry...
Rocko: So who's joining us, Durand?
Me: Alrighty then. The Nicktoon that's joining is one that was released in the late 2000s. Care to guess what it is?
Lincoln: Well... Considering that you asked about Dark Dream's whereabouts, I'm gonna a wild guess and say that it's a show she hates, like Back at the Barnyard.
Me: Well Lincoln, that, my friend, is correct!
Lincoln: Wait, it is?!
Me: Yep! Cue the music!
*the spotlights turn on and point to the party animals onstage*
Pip: Hey hey hey!
Otis: We're back, baby!
SpongeBob: Hey Otis!
Sheen: Long time no see!
Arkayna: Um, who are these guys?
Jimmy: Mysticons, these are Otis, Pip, Pig, Freddie and Peck from Back at the Barnyard! They're Nicktoons classics!
Me: And are from one of my favorite Nicktoons, Back at the Barnyard!
Patty: Uh, Durand? Are you sure this is a good idea? Doesn't Dark Dream hate these guys?
Me: Don't worry, Patty! It'll be fine! As long as she doesn't know about their inclusion in the show, everything will be OK.
*and just as I say that, Nozomi and Dark Dream return from their shopping spree*
Dark Dream: Hey guys! Sorry we're late for the episod-
Me:
Freddie: Oh no! It's the girl who tried to kill us!
Otis: WE'RE DOOMED!! *his voice echoes around the studio*
Nozomi: Dark Dream, you OK? You look pissed off...
Dark Dream: Durand. Why are THEY here?! Explain. NOW!
Me: Well uhhhhhhh....
Piper: They're joining us! Isn't that great?!
Dark Dream: JOINING US?!
Piper: No, it's not! They're joining us! What's wrong with that?
Dark Dream: You REALLY put them in this show, despite my undying HATRED for them, Durand. You did this out of spite, didn't you?!
Me: N-no! I just really love their show and I wanted them to be part of the series!
Dark Dream: Yet you knew just how much I hated them...
Dark Rouge: Look sis, even if you don't like Barnyard, you should at the very least RESPECT his decision! Besides, at least it's not a show that's 100% awful like Fanboy and Chum Chum, Breadwinners or Sanjay and Craig, those are shows REALLY worth getting mad over!
Dark Dream: *growls and sighs* Fine... I won't hurt them... BUT. If you put in another show I hate in this series again, I won't hold ANYTHING back. GOT IT, Durand?!
Me: Yes, ma'am...
Dark Dream: Good.
Me: And with that, that just about wraps up today's episode of Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars! I hope you guys have some good questions and dares for the Barnyard cast! As always, thanks for reading and we'll see you all next time!
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