Episode 5: New Heroes!

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Me: Hello everyone and welcome back to Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars! Where you can ask your favorite characters anything your heart desires! And for today's episode, you'll finally get to see who will be joining our 30 Heroes! So guys, any last minute predictions?

Patrick: Is it Squidward?

Lincoln: Is Clyde joining?

Candy: Cmon, tell us already! The anticipation is killing me!

Me: Alright. Now then...

Irwin: Bring it...

Emily: Who is it?!

Ronnie Anne: This has to be somebody big if the buildup is so long!

Ron: MY BODY IS READY!!!

Me: And now, I present to you all, our new Heroes!

Regina: WHO IS IT?! WHO IS IT?! WHO IS IT?! WHO IS IT?!

Me: They have crazy personalities...

Kelsey: *Extreme Sweating*

Me: Are extremely good at causing chaos...

Ash: So much suspense...

Me: The obvious choices for this show...

Lori: What's taking him so long?!

Me: The crew you all know...

Lincoln: JUST TELL US WHO IT IS ALREADY!!!

Me: Without further ado, please welcome... THE KONOSUBA CREW!!!

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Kim: Are you being serious right now?!

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Kim: Are you being serious right now?!

Me: What's wrong?

Lori: You let THEM im this show?!

Mandy: Whatever. I didn't care anyways.

Me: Yep! Guys, why don't you introduce yourselves to our lovable cast?

Kazuma: The name's Kazuma... These girls are such a pain...

Aqua: He's also a shut-in neet!

Kazuma: Hey!

Aqua: My name is Aqua! I'm the goddess of water!

Kim: Who is completely useless 😒...

Aqua: Quiet, you!

Megumin: I am Megumin! I am an arch wizard who excels at explosion magic! Care for a demonstration?

Everyone: NO!!

Darkness: And I'm Darkness. If you ever need someone to use as a meat shield, I'm your girl!

Bobby: Meat shield?!

Lori: She's a big masochist, Boo Boo Bear...

Ronnie Anne: Yikes...

Kim: Again, why are these guys here?

Me: I feel like they could spice things up a little, Y'know?

Grim: I've got a bad feeling about this...

Billy: I'm sure it'll be fine!

Clara: When you said we were getting new Crewmates, I thought we'd get people *we* personally know!

Me: Don't worry my darling, you can expect to see some familiar faces join in, just not this month.

Rachel: This month?

Me: Every month, 1-4 additional characters will be joining our cast. They can either be entirely new to you, or people be familiar faces. I suppose I should've mentioned that when you all first came here.

Yumi: You think?😒

Me: I don't appreciate the sass, Yumi. Anyhow, time to end today's episode as this episode was just an introduction to this month's newcomers. Now you can ask questions for Kazuma, Aqua, Megumin and Darkness from Konosuba! Until next time, see you all la-

Kazuma: JACKPOOOOOOT!!

Chloe: Give me back my panties, you pervert!

Me: Goddammit, Kazuma!

Kazuma: YEHAAAAWWWWW!!

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