Cliché (MUKE)

Noooo, Michael don't make me!

AN/ UPDATE!!!! ALSO Character ASK after next chapter, so think up some questions!!!! 

“Hemmings Inc, Mirry speaking how may I help you?” She says as she answers the phone, Luke was looking at me oddly.

“Hey Mirry, it’s Michael I have a question for you. Ehm remember that guy that called me earlier today, I need his number. Could you go through the call history and send that number to me please?” I ask her, she says ok and then I hang up. Luke raises his eyebrow at me.

“You just keep talking to CalPal.” I tell Luke, he frowns but nods and then continues to tell Calum about how I made dinner and how I asked him to be my boyfriend, leaving out the grinding and things.

“Hey Luke?” I ask as soon as Mirry sent me the number I needed.

“Yeah?” Luke asks.

“Calum really likes older men?” I ask him, he glares at me.

“Not for me silly, I’ve got you haven’t I?” I say to him.

“Yeah, we both sort of had a crush on the same teacher and then we both admitted to each other that we were gay and we liked older men. Why do you think I’ve been single all this time, I didn’t like boys my age.” Luke says with a shrug, I dial the number with a smirk on my face.

“Ashton Irwin speaking.” Ashton says as he picks up.

“SO that’s your last name!” I exclaim, Luke looks at me weird but goes on talking to Calum.

“Michael?” Ashton asks.

“Yes! I have an important question!” I tell him.

“Well shoot!” He says.

“So what kind of guys do you like?” I ask him, he chokes on whatever he was drinking or eating and then I wait for his answer. Luke raises an eyebrow at me and I kiss his jaw.

“Why would you ask that?” He asks me after he stops coughing.

“Because you’re single and you need a boyfriend!” I tell him.

“Who said I was single!” Ashton states.

“Come on, you’re always working, there’s no way you have a dating life.” I tell him, rolling my eyes at him even though he can’t see me.

“Well yeah I guess, I only work this much so I have stuff to do. Ugh I’d love to have my own little toyboy to buy stuff for, doesn’t Luke have a cute friend?” Ash asks happily.

“Tell me what kind of guys you like!” I tell him.

“IDK, like a bit taller than me, dark hair definitely, like black! And brown eyes, chocolatebrown eyes. Maybe like kiwi, yes I’d like a kiwi guy! They have that slightly different accent and it’s so cute! One with a cute smile too, hmm maybe a bit sporty. Tanned, tanned is nice, hmm with a tattoo maybe. He has to be chill though, and with pouty lips. You know like a full bottom lip because I like nibbling them. Fuck I need to get laid.” Ashton mutters.

“Luke? Does Cal do sports?” I ask him.

“He plays a bit of footie in his spare time why?” Luke asks me.

“Where’s he from? Bc he’s not aussie.” I tell luke.

“He’s from New Zealand, kiwi boy.” Luke says smiling.

“Invite Calum over! DO IT NOW!” I tell Luke.

“But Michael, what about our alone time?” He asks me.

“We’ll have some more of that soon! Come on do it!” I tell him, he frowns at me but nods anyway and he asks Calum to come over here to watch Mean Girls with us.

“Hey, you wanna come over and watch Mean girls with me, my boyfriend and my boyfriends best friend? My boyfriend his very cute Kiwi, single, football playing friend?” I ask Ashton.

“FUCK YES! Gimme your address!” Ashton yells at me. I give him my address and Luke says Calum is walking over. I frown at that idea but I let it happen.

“How long do we have?” Luke asks me.

“I don’t know how far away Ashton lives.” I tell Luke with a shrug.

“Hmm just make out with me until they arrive?” Luke asks, I nod and Luke leans down to kiss me. He moves over to straddle me, he grinds his hips against me, making me moan into the kiss.

“Fuck Luke, you’re so hot when you take control like that but I’m the dominant one here.” I tell him, as our lips part. I move over and press his body against the couch, moving over him. He giggles as our noses brush and then he blushed as I kiss the tip of his nose.

“You’re nose is so cute and boopable.” I tell him.

“Boopable?” He asks me, I chuckle and boop his nose.

“Oh my Gosh Michael you did not just do that!” He says, slapping my arm.

“Hey, I spank you mister, not the other way around.” I tell him, I roll us over swiftly so we didn’t fall off of the couch. He laughs at the movement and then leans down on his arms to look at me. I spank him and he squeals, man he’s cute.

“MICHAEL!” Luke says, pouting at me.

“What?” I ask him.

“That actually hurt!” He complains.

“I’ll kiss it better later.” I tell him, his eye widen and he shakes his head.

“What?” I ask him frowning.

“Ehm I euh.” He says, he looks worried.

“Luke calm down, we won’t do anything you don’t want to do!” I tell him, he was blushing fiercely. Was he that scared of me getting so close to his ass?

“Thanks Michael.” Luke whispers, I wrap my arms around him but I felt him still holding his weight up.

“Penguin, just lie down on me. I can hold you sweetie.” I tell him.

“No I weigh too much.” He whispers.

“Penguin, sweetie you’re so skinny you hardly weigh anything. Come on, just lie down on me.” I tell him.

“Noooo, Michael don’t make me.” He says, he looks me in the eyes and I find my eyes so down to the hole in his lip.

“When did you have a lipring?” I ask him, he blushes and licks over the hole, it didn’t look like it was closed.

“Ow eh I used to have one, 2 years back but I don’t wear it often anymore. I put it in a few times to keep the hole open because I do like wearing it. My parents don’t like it though.” He tells me, my doorbell rang so I groaned and picked Luke up. He giggled and wrapped his legs around my hips so I carried him to the door.

AN/ sooooooo... Who agrees Ashton needs a boyfriend and he needs to get laid? What do we thing about Ashton's subscibing his perfect guy? Is Luke's nose actually boopable? (how cute is Michael btw when he says that?) How do you feel about possible Cashton? Who arrives at the house first? Ash or CalPal??  

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