Cliché (MUKE)

Ew, take that thing away from me.

AN/ Here's my 'Lack of smut' warning for you ^^ 

“What tip?” He asks me.

“Gosh I should become a teacher, sex Ed 101.” I laugh.

“Michael! Please We heard you screaming man, damn I want to be that good for Calum. You ripped a fucking pillowcase. I wanna make it pillow ripping, bed breaking good!” Ashton complains.

“FINE, when you can tell he’s getting pretty close, giggle. You know how a hum feels nice?” I ask him, he nods.

“Well a giggle, it’s like wave after wave of nice.” I tell him.

“It’s like a hum with, with aftershocks.” I then say, remembering the feeling.

“Aw fuck.” I groan as my tight shorts just got tighter.

“Ew, take that thing away from me.” Ashton says, pushing away from me. I shake my head and then follow him to the back door. We can hear Calum and Luke gossip.

“Damn Calum I was so close to losing my virginity last night, but I had to chicken out.” Luke says loudly.

“You didn’t give him a blowjob to say sorry did you?” Calum asks, I stop and widen my eyes, grabbing onto Ashton’s t-shirt before he could go any further.

“Sort of, I don’t know. I really wanted to make him feel good.” Luke says.

“Luke, you do make him feel good. I can tell everytime he looks at you.” Calum assures Luke, I smile because I felt how happy I was when I was with Luke and apparently Calum could see it.

“But what if he still wants Charming?” Luke asks him, I held onto Ashton’s shirt tighter and Ashton looked at me nervously.

“He’d not have sex with Charming though would he?” Calum says, so Luke had told Calum all about that.

“I don’t know.” Luke mutters.

“There’s only 1 way to find out and you’d not like it.” Calum says.

“Well Michael is mine now and he’d not cheat on me, even if it’s not actually cheating. He likes me, he’s my boyfriend.” Luke says, I smiled at the fact Luke trusts me so much.

“Don’t sleep with him to prove anything though.” Calum tells him.

“OF COURSE NOT! No I really want to have sex with him, I want him so bad.” Luke tells him. Ashton laughs and says I was such a dirty minded guy, I eyed him and he pulled me towards the door, probably thinking we overheard enough.

“Why is he dirty minded?” Luke asks as soon as we walk out.

“Ow that tip he gave you, he gave it to me. Who even thinks of that, gosh.” Ashton says, Luke smiles and blushes. I wrap my arm around his waist and pull him to the beach.

“Can we hold hands? I feel like that’s more intimate, and I want to be close to you.” Luke says, I let go of his waist and entwine my fingers with his.

“Thank you.” Luke whispers.

“Anything for you Penguin.” I tell him, Calum and Ashton were walking next to us, their entwined hands swinging back and forth.

We walked up to the shopping centre and we reminded Luke and Calum that they could get anything they wanted, of course they hesitated but I pulled Luke close and told him that if he didn’t pick out a whole outfit and made it cost more than 100 than he’d not get any action for the rest of the weekend. Let’s just say he got a 150 pound outfit, and told me that for every pound over 100 I’d get an extra kiss, down under.  I liked the sound of that deal!

Luke had bought a new pair of skinnies, a new pair of vans, a few band bracelets and a ‘You complete MEss’ sleeveless.

“Now was that so bad?” I ask both the boys as they hold their bags with their new outfit.

“No.” Both of them admitted.

“Good, now Ashton and Luke go find somewhere to eat. I need to be somewhere with Calum.” I tell the guys, tugging on Calums arm.

“What, why do you need Calum?” Luke asks me, looking hurt.

“His next Sex ed class, and I don’t want you to see what I’m getting.” I tell Luke, booping his nose.

“Don’t do that.” Luke says with a pout.

“Why not take Ashton?” Calum asks me.

“Because Cal he’s a bottom.” I tell him simply, then I give Ashton and Luke a stare before pulling Calum with me. 

AN/ Ohh Luke, don't bring up Charming like that! EW! Wait if Michael said he'd not give Luke any 'action' if he didn't get an expencive outfit, and Luke promised 'action' for anything over 100 dollars. Does this make them both like pr*stitutes? Oooh what does Michael need Calum for? What is he going to get???