Luke:
How many times have you watched Mean Girls? – Ehm, not a lot you know… ehm I’m just very good at remembering lines and stuff, not Like I watch it every night before I go to bed or something, not at all that would be weird.
What do you expect for your date with Michael? – I don’t really know, I think he’ll try to be romantic and you know it’ll probably be Cliché or something but I’ll love it, nomatter what!
When are you going to reveal that you are BQ/Charming? – How can I reveal something that isn’t true? I mean, there’s no way I’m that Charming guy, Michael says he’s real confident and things… Heheheh, yeah as if I’m that guy.
Michael:
What did you plan for your date with Luke? – I don’t even have an idea yet! Like I can’t take him out somewhere here because people might see us, EVERYBODY knows Mr. Hemmings and his sons and I can’t have Mr. H find out, Luke would break up with me.
When are you going to tell us what is wrong with your parents? What exactly happened between you and them? – My mom and I are fine, just you know the normal banter between mother and son. She gets on my nerves a lot you know but I get on hers too. She’s still my mom and I love her, I’ll always love her.
Do you think Cashton look good together so far? – Besh PUHLEASE I ship that mofo like a fricking starwhaleship! #DrWho ! I’m so cupid and like hot dayum I’m good at it. Welcome to Mr. Cliffords Datingservice, how may I hook your sexy asses guys up today? YEAH DEFFO’S!
Ashton:
So you and Calum huh? Happy Michael and Luke introduced you? Wink wink – YES!! HOLY MOTHER OF VEGIMITE! I don’t know what I was doing with my life before Calum! Djeeeeses it’s been like 4 hours and it’s all head over heels reach for the star jerry springer shit kind of feelings! My heart is all over the place, but my mind is just stuck on one thing, if ya know what I mean?
Since you’re so rich, wouldn’t you like to enjoy some free time and travel instead of working at Maccas? – Well to be honest I would but I never really had anybody to travel with and it was a way of socializing, and being totally honest when I first started working in my dads Maccas, I sort of had a crush on this guy who kept dying his hair and yeah… BUT THAT CRUSH IS SO OVER WITH OK! DON’T TELL ANYBODY!!! Please don’t tell anybody, I swear it’s over, it was over like 5 months after it started but I still wanted to be friends with the guy and now I am. JEEJ!!
Did you really need to pee? – Of course I didn’t, but I wasn’t gonne be like: Oh hey I suddenly really need have a wank because fuck Calum you look so hot and yes I’ll be thinking of you Cal, hope it’s not too creepy.
Calum:
What do you think about Ashton? Happy you met your older man? – Yes, I’m so happy Michael and Luke introduced me to Ashton, he’s so perfect and funny and beautiful and his eyes are amazing and I just want to poke his dimples and see him smile and hold him close and kiss his perfectly shaped, chapped but still so soft lips, that fedora was totes cute and his sweater makes him look adorable and he’s just so adorable for a 26 year old man, gosh I want to cuddle with him right now!
What’s the story behind your 2012 tattoo? – It’s the year that I came out to my parents, not a big deal really but not something that is like first date talk and stuff.
Jack & Ben:
Stop being mean to Luke! – We’re older brothers, we’re supposed to tease our little bro, it’s like in the job description and stuff…
Jack where are you? Are you going to make and apparition at some point? – Working? (gives you a duh kind of look) And apparition? Do I look like a wizard? :p
Ben, haven’t seen you in a while, how are you? – I’m good, restocking Michaels Vase collection…
Do you guys know Luke is gay? If yes, do you judge him for it? – Of course we know he’s gay! Ha Ben walked in on him wanking over this guy from a tvshow! Ben: Ugh that was so AWKWARD, he had the screen on pause on this guy shirtless ok! But hey’ he’s our little bro, of course we don’t judge him for it. He haven’t openly accepted him because of our dad but we’re not judging him, we accept it.
Mr. & Mrs. Hemmings
Stop acting like that towards Luke, he’s your son, treat him well! – We do treat him well! He’s got a job hasn’t he, clothes to wear and food to eat? Yes ok we’re not dealing with his sexuality so good but why should we? It’s his life, he just doesn’t need to wave it in our face so much.
Why do you act like that with him? – He’s just to stubborn!
Mirry:
Do you really not know who Charming was at the Masquerade? – Who’s Charming? I know Michael talked about a Blond Quiff but dafuq is Charming? Well either way I don’t know who BQ or this Charming guy are and honestly it’s so frustrating because I’m the secretary, I see everybody walk in and out of here. UGH I don’t even think he works for the company…
Charming:
Well well, haven't seen you in a while ! Good, stay away, Muke are perfectly happy, thank you ! – I went to see Michael to have a good time, and honestly I feel so attacked right now.
Mrs. Clifford:
What’s up with you and Michael? – Nohing, we’re just having a fight, Michael has an attitude and he needs it fixing but it’s ok. He knows I’m here when he needs me, he’s just having a hard time.
Me:
Why do you like ruining my theories so much? – I don’t ruin ALL of your theories, I’m keeping some mystery in the story…
*accusing tone* Enjoying scaring me with your titls huh? – YES I enjoy it very much, but you sort of asked for it you know… shouldn’t have told me my titles scare you… *starts singing* You had it coming, you had it coming, you’ve only got yourself to blame. If you were writing, and you'd have seen it, I bet you you would have done the same ^^
Irene:
Did you really not know Michael was gay ? – Yes I knew, everybody knew but gosh he’s so handsome, who wouldn’t give it a try. Guess I just want men I can’t have or something. You can’t help who you fall in love with…
You're not going to come back in the story being a stalker and stuff are you? – What? NO! I’ve moved on, like seriously… It’s ok though because my new guy is handsome AF!! Plus Michael has issues man, like serious issues, baggage I’m just not willing to hold.
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Romance"I'm not wearing a dress and neither are you. This is not another Cinderella story!" Luke groans at me, he's looking down at me from his window as I stand in his back yard. "We sure do sound cliché enough to be one!" I tell him laughing, he bites hi...
