Cliché (MUKE)

No it's me.

AN/ First off I wang to say! Happy Easter and may your day be EGGcellent!! (lameass joke I'm sorry) NO SMUT, this is my warning about the lack of smut, feels like I haven't warned you about this in a while! 

“Hey Penguin?” I ask, hoping the guys won’t recognize my voice.

“Penguin?” Jack asks, there’s movement and Ben laughs.

“Hey, ehm sorry. Did you hear all of that?” Luke asks me.

“Yes and I want you to know I’m very serious about us. Ehm it’s getting late, do you want to talk to your brothers some more or?” I ask him, chewing the inside of my cheek.

“I’d like to talk to my brothers, ehm I can like call you tomorrow or you can call me?” Luke asks.

“Awww look how nervous you are Lukey! Is he talking dirty to you!” Jack says, Luke giggles and I can imagine Jack is poking his sides.

“Stooop Jack! No he’s not!” Luke says, I can tell he’s glaring at Jack.

“Can we talk to him?” Ben asks.

“Ehm, well I euh… BEN!” Luke then yells.

“Hay, this is Ben, Luke’s older brother. You hurt my little bro and I’ll bust your face!” Ben says, I sit up in bed and stare at my door. I couldn’t talk, my heart was beating in my chest, what if he caught us? He’ll tell Mr. Hemmings, I’d get fired, Luke would be forced to break up with me.

“Oooh he’s not so tough now ey. Can’t even talk to me.” Ben says, I chewed my lip, hoping Ben would give the phone back to Luke.

“Give it back Ben!” Luke tells him.

“No if this guy is protecting you he needs to stand up for you and himself. Come on boy, talk to me.” Ben says.

“I’ll protect Luke with my own life, he means the world to me.” I whisper.

“You sound familiar.” Ben says.

“Ehm I get that a lot.” I tell him nervously.

“So you really care about my little brother?” Ben asks me.

“Yes, I care about him a lot, I’d give up all I have for him.” I admit, it’s true I’d give up my job and my life here if that means I could openly be with him.

“You would? You’d give up everything for me?” Luke then asks, I must be on speaker or something.

“Of course Penguin, anything and everything if that means I could be with you.” I tell him, gosh I’m so soppy.

“Fuck I’m going to need to work out, scratch my balls and watch straight porn or something to feel more manly after that.” I mutter, the guys all laugh, well Luke giggles.

“You’re very manly babe but don’t watch straight porn, that stuff is gross.” Luke tells me.

“You’re right, but I won’t watch gay porn because nobody looks as hot as you do naked.” I tell him.

“GROSS man that’s my little bro you’re talking about!” Jack exclaims.

“M- BABE!” Luke yells, shit he almost called me Michael.

“Why’s he in your phone as SexyStranger?” Jack then asked.

“That’s what he put it in as when he asked for my number.” Luke says with a shrug, aww he didn’t change it!

“WAIT! You had sex!” Ben then exclaims.

“SHUT UP BEN! Mom and dad can hear you!” Luke hisses.

“You’ve had sex?” Ben then asks in a whisper.

“Yeah.” Luke replies also in a whisper.

“Luke, are you sure you wanted that? He’s not making you do anything you don’t want to do right?” Jack asks him.

“I wanted to! He never makes me do things I don’t want to do. Well except you know come home to you guys.” Luke says, it sounds like he’s smiling though.

“He didn’t hurt you though did he?” Ben asks.

“Of course it hurt!” Luke exclaims.

“What!” Ben and Jack both say.

“He’s like very well built and that thing went up my ass! How would that not hurt!” Luke exclaims.

“Ok we don’t need details!” Jack says.

“Ehm could we not talk about this Penguin?” I ask him, feeling self-conscious now.

“We’re talking about this!” Ben told me, I could just hang up. I can easily hang up.

“Don’t hang up on me.” Luke whispered to me, like he was reading my mind.

“Fine I won’t hang up, just because I want to hear you talk about how well built I am, and how much you loved riding me.” I tell him.

“Kitten!” Luke exclaims.

“Ew don’t call me that!” I exclaim.

“What else am I supposed to call you?” Luke asks me.

“Anything but that! I’m not kitten like.” I snort at him.

“Ehm let me think about that.” Luke then says.

“So you rode him? Fuck this is gross.” Jack says.

“Yes, my loverboy didn’t want to go to fast or to hard so he let me ride him.” Luke says.

“Not loverboy either.” I grunt.

“Ehm, what then?” Luke asks me.

“What did you call him when you were having sex?” Jack asks me.

“That’s private!” I tell him.

“Y-yeah, private.” Luke stutters.

“Ew is it something gross, like a kink? Are you Kinky?” Jack asks me.

“JAAAAACK!” Luke exclaims.

“You are! You kinky little bastard!” Jack says laughing.

“Or is he the one with the kink?” Ben asks.

“No it’s me. He would have been fine with me calling him by his name.” Luke says.

“Yeah my name is fine, but just the way you say what you say, makes me want to hear you say it all the time.” I tell him, I can pretend his brothers aren’t there. I like making him all shy and flustered and what a better opportunity.

“Look at you blush Luke!” Ben says happily.

“Boys, what’s going on here?” Mr. H asks, I can hear the door slam against the wall and Luke gasps.

AN/ Jack and Ben are like great brothers here, asking all dem questions :p But they want to know about Luke's boyfriend and they want Luke to be happy so Jeej to them :p Oh damn Mr. H walked in! What are they going to do? 

This was a short update, mi scuzi but I might double update bc Holiday! I said i might ok, no promises :p