"I swear to God, to whoever invented ice baths. I'm gonna shove a stick up theirs ass so far it comes out of their head." -Kyoutani
"Technically, that's incorrect." -Maki
"Because of the angle of the buttocks, the stick would go through their stomach." -Matsun
"Even if you shoved it down their throat while looking up, it would still miss the anus." -Maki
Kyoutani glared at Maki and Matsun.
"You are gonna die after this." -Kyoutani
"Ahh, our little puppy making threats. How cute." -Maki
Kyoutani lunged at Maki and tried to shove his head underwater. Iwaizumi pulled him off while Matsun just laughed.
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Haikyuu Shorts
FanfictionToo short for oneshots and almost too long for drabbles. These are not connected to each other and are not meant to be well written. I get an idea and cannot get rid of it till I write it down. These are those ideas. Maybe a few rants
