A/N: inspired by the masterclass ads. This is a Tsukishima ad.
I would pay to see this.
"Hello, I am Tsukishima Kei and will be teaching you how to... essentially win arguments."
"When you get someone your fighting with and they do the 'yeah...'. Congrats, you won your first argument."
"Sarcasm has a time and a place, play your cards right and the right time will be all the time."
"There are limits to how to mean you can be and when you should stop. Those are the times to make insults and store them for later."
"Don't make them sad, make them frustrated or embarrassed. They stumble and fail much easier."
"And just like that, you've made everyone mad but they can't do a thing."
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Haikyuu Shorts
FanfictionToo short for oneshots and almost too long for drabbles. These are not connected to each other and are not meant to be well written. I get an idea and cannot get rid of it till I write it down. These are those ideas. Maybe a few rants
