Background: Kuroo met the Tsukishima family for the first time and basically threatened his life.
"Mom, what did you tell Kuroo-san exactly?" -Tsukishima
"I just told Kuroo that if he ever hurt Kei he would go from a man to a boy and have a wonderful meal after, just for him." -Tsukishima's mother
"Mom!"
"What?! Kei, sweetie, he has to know I'll kill him if necessary! What if he thinks I will just let him get away with anything?! What will I do then?"
Tsukishima sighed.
"I think mom didn't go far enough." -Akiteru
"You cannot say anything about this!" -Tsukishima
"Why?!" -Akiteru
"You threatened to kidnap, kill, and send his body to his family if he left me."
"So?"
Tsukishima raised an eyebrow and sighed louder.
"I'm gonna call him and apologize. You guys are nuts." -Tsukishima
"Oh, like you wouldn't do the same for us." -Tsukishima's mother
"I wouldn't say that at the first meeting, and even then I wouldn't need to say it. 'I'll kill you' is my entire being." -Tsukishima
Tsukishima ran up the stairs and closed his bedroom door. He called Kuroo, who picked up quickly.
"Hey, sorry about my family. I'm happy you came."
"I'm happy I got to see you. And yeah, your family is kinda...scary."
"You mean nuts, crazy, psycho, overprotective, unaware of my personality, think I'm an innocent angel, and totally not psychotic."
"Yeah...that."
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Haikyuu Shorts
FanfictionToo short for oneshots and almost too long for drabbles. These are not connected to each other and are not meant to be well written. I get an idea and cannot get rid of it till I write it down. These are those ideas. Maybe a few rants
