A/N: why, just why
Oikawa and Iwaizumi were sitting in the Oikawa household for dinner. Takeru got into a fight and broke a window.
"Why?" -Father
"Some girl said I had a face only a mother could love. I said that she had a face her mother couldn't even love."
Oikawa and Iwaizumi choked on their food and tried to suppress their laugh but failing. Oikawa was leaning over the table and his fist clenched. Iwaizumi leaned back a little and clenched his fist.
"Then why did you break the glass?" -Father
"Because she said 'jokes on you she's not my mom'. I said it proves my point. She said because her mom is dead. I said she lied but she showed me funeral photos. I couldn't let her win so I jumped out the first-floor window."
Oikawa and Iwaizumi were laughing now, their father looking on with a death glare. Then Oikawa's mom came over and heard the story. She laughed too.
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Haikyuu Shorts
FanfictionToo short for oneshots and almost too long for drabbles. These are not connected to each other and are not meant to be well written. I get an idea and cannot get rid of it till I write it down. These are those ideas. Maybe a few rants