Oikawa's Tik Tok:
"Hey! We are at the Tokyo Olympics and have taken up the responsibility of testing the beds. I have my teammates here to help." -Oikawa
The view switches to the bed.
"I'm going to jump on it then you guys join." -Oikawa
Oikawa stands on the bed and begins jumping, the bed not breaking. Then, another teammate gets on and jumps in time with Oikawa. Still nothing.
"Come ON! BREAK!"
"OI! Get up here!"
A third and fourth member got onto the bed. Other voices in the background yelling with excitement. The four men began to jump.
When they land, the bed snaps.
Everyone in the room pauses then laughs.
The four men, still on the bed, begin to laugh. The bed breaks again and they fall off.
"Lemme, l-lemme call for a new one." -Oikawa, still laughing
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New Tik Tok:
Oikawa is sitting on the floor in front of the camera. He has his phone in his hand and subtitles in Spanish come on the screen.
"Hello, is this the manager of the Tokyo Olympics?" -Oikawa
"In a way yes. I tend to the guests' needs. What can I do for you?"
"Umm, it's Oikawa Tooru on the Argentina team, and I- *sigh*. As you know there is a challenge to break the beds, and we succeeded."
Laughter comes from the phone.
"Do not worry, I will send a new bed. Can you tell me how you broke it so we can improve it?"
"Four of us...jumped on it."
More laughter.
"Ok, we'll -I'll send one u-up."
"Thank you, bye."
"Bye."
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Haikyuu Shorts
FanfictionToo short for oneshots and almost too long for drabbles. These are not connected to each other and are not meant to be well written. I get an idea and cannot get rid of it till I write it down. These are those ideas. Maybe a few rants
