Through The Triplet's Eye: A Gravity Falls Fanfiction

Gi-gnormous Trouble

(Pun fully intended)

Time Skip

After concluding that Norman was a zombie(I couldn't be bothered to correct Dipper), we attempted to stop Mabel from going on a date with Norman but she refused to listen to us and remained obdurate in her argument.

We immediately rush to the back of the Shack after catching sight of Mabel leaving with Norman. Seeing that Wendy had just finished using the Shack's golf cart, Dipper decides to ask her if we could borrow it, "Wendy, can we borrow the golf cart to save our sister from a zombie?" 

I punch Dipper on the shoulder playfully. "Way to be candid."

"Quick, get in," he says nonchalantly, rubbing his now sore shoulder after Wendy tosses him the key to the golf cart. Soos approaches us before we leave, giving us a shovel in case we encountered any zombies and a baseball bat for a piñata if we saw one. After thanking him, we sped off into the woods at speeds that were reminiscent of the speed of light. 'I still don't get why Soos would give us a baseball bat for a piñata, the odds of encountering one in a jungle are exiguous.'

We finally make it to the gnome's hideout, where we see Mabel tied up and crying for help.

"Don't worry Mabel, we'll save you from the zombies!" Dipper shouts while I free her with the shovel we had brought along earlier. I get in the driver's seat of the golf cart, driving away from the gnomes at a blistering pace after Dipper and Mabel enter the cart.

"Magnus, Dipper! Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes! And they're total jerks!" she yelled, the gnomes bearing down on us from behind.

Dipper rubs his chin in thought. "Hmm, I was way off with my prediction then." I snort, causing Dipper to shoot daggers at me while I continue driving the golf cart, looking ahead and having only one goal in mind, getting us back to the Shack in one piece.

"Anyways, I wouldn't worry about it. See their little legs? Those suckers are tiny!" Dipper chuckled, his features reflecting the confidence in his voice. 'Brilliant timing, Dipper.'

I sneak a look back, not surprised to see that the gnomes were already uniting to form a giant. "Uh oh, looks like they're forming a giant." 'Although I knew this was coming.'

The said giant began launching several gnomes at our golf cart like projectiles. One by one, the gnomes began to descend onto the cart, with Shmebulock landing on and biting Dipper's face. Dipper punches him and throws him out of the cart casually.

A gnome abruptly appears out of nowhere, occluding my field of vision and starts biting my face, inducing shrieks of pain from me.

"I'll save you Magnus!" Mabel exclaimed, punching the gnome off my face as promised while also punching my face several times in the process. 

I thank her dizzily, still feeling a bit woozy and dazed from what happened seconds earlier. 

"We're almost home," I said right before the gnome giant threw a tree at us, forcing me to circumvent the foregoing tree which subsequently caused the golf cart to capsize like a boat in a heavy and brackish sea. We fall out of the cart and land next to the Mystery Shack, us triplets moaning and groaning in pain. However, in a few seconds, we were back up, readying ourselves to face the gnome giant that stood before us, eyeing us furiously and looking like it was ready to devour us. 

"Leave us alone!" I roared, putting my hands protectively in front of my new triplets.

"It's okay Magnus, leave this to me, just trust me on this one," Mabel whispers.

"Fine I trust you, just don't do anything inane." 

"Wait don't do whatever you're about to do Mabel!" Dipper pleads frantically.