Through The Triplet's Eye: A Gravity Falls Fanfiction

Weirdmageddon 2: Escape From Reality

"Mabel!" Dipper called out, surveying our white-washed surroundings that stretched on for what seemed like an eternity. "Mabel! Okay guys, Bill has taken over the town and if his weirdness spreads he's gonna take over the whole world. Our first step to stopping him is rescuing Mabel, but he's got her trapped in this strange prison bubble."

"What is this place anyway?" Wendy asked in confusion.

As if to answer her question, several rainbow-coloured cracks and fractures lacerated the ground beneath us. The ground eventually gave way, all of us shrieking in terror as we plummeted downwards in a free-fall through the skies that were painted with the colours of the rainbow.

"Guys, if I die, I wanna die hugging," Soos cried in mid-air, wrapping his arms around us in a hug or what I'd like to call a chokehold. I feel my blood pooling in my head, struggling to breathe and seeing everything around me starting to turn fuzzy.

I barely make out Dipper shouting beside me. "Soos, you're choking me!" 

"Let my body be your shield!" Soos screeched, continuing to hold us tight until we felt our bodies land on a bouncy castle.

I rub my head, my vision slowly returning to normal as blood was allowed to circulate in my body once again. 

Dipper tapped the floor beneath him with his shoes. "Huh? Is the entire ground a bouncy castle?"

"Do you hear 80's music?" Wendy asked. 

"And does the air smell like childlike wonder?" Soos added.

Soos undrapes the curtain behind us to reveal what I could only really describe as every typical child's dream and imagination coming to life, not a single inch of Mabeland was devoid of colours, every single building that took residence on its surface was either made of yarn or material that was too disturbingly colourful for my eyes and its population comprised mainly of peculiar and imaginary creatures that Mabel absolutely adored and cherished.

"Whoa." All of us gasped synchronously as we looked out at the stunning scenery that lay before our eyes, astounded at what we were seeing. 

"This is Mabel's prison?" Dipper asked incredulously.

Suddenly, the boy that Mabel had her first crush on in the first episode of Gravity Falls appeared in front of us, giving me the shock of my life in the process, holding that checklist Mabel gave to him with those famous words written on it. "Yes. Definitely. Absolutely." 'Yikes, that is creepy.'

We made our way to one of the various avenues in Mabeland, exploring the land as we went along. I shot the occasional weird glance at some of the weirdest and most bizarre creatures I encountered and let me tell you, I've never been more weirded out in my entire life, and let me remind you, I'm living in a cartoon show so that really says something.  "What is this new world? Shining, shimmering, splendid," Soos said in awe, still marvelling and gawking at everything that he saw.

All of a sudden, a pink car drives toward at us devastating speeds, almost running over a pineapple in the process before the car ground to a halt in front of us. The two men in the car, Mabel's dream boys, Xyler and Craz, greeted us with smiles. 

"And this is worse than the apocalypse," Dipper remarked.

I nodded beside Dipper and feigned a smile. "I couldn't agree more."

Wendy shielded her eyes from the glaring light. "Dude, this place hurts my eyes."

"Oh, that's normal. Mabeland's rainbows have colours only bees and art students can see," Xyler informed us casually. "Now, who wants to go on the grand tour?"