Through The Triplet's Eye: A Gravity Falls Fanfiction

.GIFfany's Nights at Freddy's

After arriving at the mall and entering it, Mabel makes a beeline for the escalator, knowing that was the ideal place to scout the area for potential women with the binoculars she somehow obtained. The rest of us were in no hurry to join her but we joined her nonetheless.

After a few minutes of scouting, Mabel's patience had already diminished immensely.

"Dang! Where all dem sweet honeys at? I'll check the ladies' bathroom." Mabel ran to the girl's bathroom with a megaphone, which she again, somehow managed to acquire. 'No use trying to stop her, she'll probably just ignore me again.'

"It's love time, girls! Get out there! No time to wash your hands!" I could hear her screaming into her megaphone from where I was standing, engendering a few high-pitched shrieks from the women in the bathroom and causing them to run out in fear.

Dipper pinches the bridge of his nose in annoyance. "And...here comes security."

He then turns to me, "I'll deal with this. Magnus, stay here and watch Soos, make sure he practices on some real girls."

"Sure, why not, seeing as I don't have anything else to do anyway," I told Dipper, who nodded his head in approval and began walking to Mabel.

I turn my attention back to Soos, who was hiding behind a potted plant for some bizarre reason and stared at the women that were strolling past him.

Soos began walking backwards while he held the potted plant. "These girls have so many dimensions! And no explanation-ing menus!"

"Soos, you might not want to walk backwards while doing that," I warned and followed Soos.

"Wait, stop!" I try to alert Soos before he bumped into that lady in the show but it was too late, Soos had already unwittingly run into the said lady and consequently knocked her purse to the ground.

"Ahh! My purse!" the lady cried out in distress and retrieved her purse from the ground.

Soos' whole body trembled in fear, "Oh no! Undo! Undo!"

I step in between the two and apologise to the lady, "I am so sorry about that. I can assure you, my friend here did not mean to do that."

The lady, however, disregards my apology and clutching her purse protectively like a mother holding her newborn, she tells Soos darkly, "You can't undo who you are." 'That is seriously creepy.'

Soos runs away at this and backs up against a glass screen that served as a barrier between the external environment and several televisions. I follow him closely, catching up to him in a few moments after he took the time to catch his breath.

"It's okay Soos, yes, just take a few deep breaths," I encouraged him and patted him on the back.

"Oh, man! This is the worst! I wish I was back home with-" Soos didn't need to complete his sentence as .GIFfany appeared on a television screen behind both of us. Both of us turned our backs to face the multifaceted animated character that is .GIFfanny.

".GIFfany! Oh man, I'm so relieved to see you! Although, sorta confused," Soos conceded.

I'm going to be dead honest with you, I did not even bother to listen to a single word .GIFfany was rambling on and on about until I heard my name being mentioned by Soos.

"Oh yeah, .GIFfany, this is my friend Magnus." Soos gestures at me.

"Hi," I wave at .GIFfany shyly and awkwardly.

"Hello there," .GIFfany greeted me cheerfully and waved back at me with what I could tell was feigned friendliness.

Soos looking seemingly happy that we had gotten on rather well, decides to ask .GIFfany, "So, what do you want to do now?"