✨Various x Reader One-Shots✨

𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚜 | 𝙻𝚘𝚔𝚒 | 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚕

The bell rang, as students poured out from class, Peter, MJ and Ned. "God That old captain America tape is wearing me out." MJ said, "I dunno, it's kind of nice to see him." Peter says, "Where's Y/n?" He adds. "Probably smoking in the back." Ned says, MJ elbows him, "Joking..." he coughed out.

The group just continued on to the back. Where you were smoking. "Oh, shit!" Ned laughed, "Y/n- You need to stop smoking- We already told you-!" Peter begins, "I'm not smoking." You say, Peter grabs the cigarette from your hand.

"Really? then what's this?" He asks. "I'm just holding it for a friend." You lie, obviously. "Y/n..." Peter says sadly. "Look- I'm not dead yet." You joke, "Can I atleast finish the man?" You say. Peter drops the drug on the floor then stomping it. "Damn." You curse.

Your gears immediately turn, "We need to go." You say fast. "What? Where?" Ned says, "You got Spidey Senses too?" He adds. Peters phone begins to ring. You cover his pocket, with a 'don't' face. "What? It could be aunt may." Peter says, "Or the Yakuza." MJ says, his phone continues. Ned jumps a bit as his phone rings. "Don't!" You say. "Drop it!" You say again as he lifts it from his pocket.

The ringing grows much louder. That's when a man walked up to the group. "Happy?" Peter says, "why aren't you answering your phone? Come on kid. we gotta go." He says, "Oh um-" Peter begins with his friends, "Take your friends, your all not safe here- beat it." Happy says, you look to them before beginning to step back.

"Going somewhere?" Iron man says, landing behind you. 'Shit'

You sit on the way too expensive coach, as the millionaire explains the issue. "Your all not safe, some Terrorist with A lot of super soldiers are targeting suspects of Spider-Man- and most all of you have been seen with him. Or Peter. So your bunking here until all of this settles down." Tony explains.

"I'm sorry about the inconvenience-" Steve begins. "Avengers! We've got a meeting!" Steve yells. Making Thor walk out with someone behind him. You glance to MJ. "Peter could you?" Steve says, as Clint, Nat and Banner walk in. "Oh Um- this is MJ- my girlfriend.. and Ned- an Y/n." Peter says- "No- your-" "Oh! Um I'm Spider-Man." He smiles awkwardly.

"But you have only 2 arms.. I believe your Midgaurdian Arachnids have 6." Thor says, "Well-" Peter begins, "He only lets me see his full deck." MJ smirks. You look around the room to see Thor's hammer.

As the avengers give the spider a welcome you looked around the room. Finally finding a balcony. "Woah woah woah- Wait!" Peter said, stepping infront of the door. "Friday- could you make sure that Y/n doesn't smoke/ or vape in the facility?" Peter asks, "Of course, Peter." They respond.

You smirk, Peter looks confused, "Forgot something." You say, walking past him with a baggy of weed in your hand. "Y/N!" He yells again.

You sit on a glass desk, your legs going back and fourth. Cigarette in your mouth, as you blow smoke into the vents. "Ah, Midgaurdian. Are you a sorcerer of some kind?" Thor asks, walking in.

You take another breath of smoke and say "What makes you think that?" You smile. "Is it common for Midgaurdians to breathe smoke?"Thor asks. "Yeah, everyone does it. In fact if you ask Tony- He does it the most- It even comes out of his eyes if you touch them. It has healing abilities. Tony's just a bit shy about it, he had gotten cursed years ago to never mention the gift." You lie.

"Ah!" Thor smiles, "I shall go see now! Thank you Sorcerer!" He smiles, running off. "Ah, Most entertaining isn't he?" Loki says, appearing. "Maybe.." you respond, puffing more smoke in the vent. "How did you deceive the system?" Loki asks, "This one's my own homebrew." You say. "Is it healthy for Midgaurdians to be breathing smoke?" Loki asks, coming closer. You smile,