Chapter 40

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Klara

Remus and i carried on in conversation for a bit before a glowing stag and a glowing dog jumped through the curtains. We both jumped at the sudden intrusion but I smiled noticing it was James' and Sirius' patronuses.

"Remus Remus Remus..." - James

"Our boy is growing up Wormy you hear that?" - Sirius

"Remember the contraception charm Moony-" - James

"Yes I'm not ready to be an uncle." - Sirius

"Remember the girl comes first." James

"In every way possible." Sirius

"James you're a virgin I don't know why you're talking." Sam

"Aye. I've done other things compared to Moony." - James

"Moony won't even look at a girl in those muggle swimsuits on magazines." - Sirius

"Exactly. I find them rather brilliant. Amazing those muggles are. " - James

"Sheesh does he even know what a naked girl looks like?" - Sirius

"I doubt it- Remus you're in for a treat." - James

"Oh and it's ok if you underperform your first time. No need to be embarrassed about it just go in there again-" - Sirius

"Honestly! Leave them alone already will you?!" - Sam

"No." - James and Sirius

"Bye guys- be safe - now you two are unbelievable! (Smack! Smack!)" - Sam

The patronuses left and Remus had a hand over his face. I laughed at the smacking sounds and made a mental note to hug Sam later.

"They're the most annoying pair I've ever met," Remus groaned.

"I think it's great," I smiled. "The slytherins are so uptight."

"At least they have shame," Remus sighed. "And for the record I definitely am not a fucking prude the way they just set me up to be."

"Remus I can tell by how you kiss and touch you know more than enough. They're just teasing," I laughed.

"Still- that was so out of line- I might kill them later," he grumbled still covering his face in embarrassment.

I rolled my eyes and sat up swinging my leg over his body to straddle his lap. Remus dropped his hand at the sudden movement and looked up at me. I planted my hands on his abdomen and slid them underneath his shirt.

"Klara- are you-"

"Ask me if I'm sure again and I'm going to knock you on the side of your head," I threatened.

"I'm going to try to be as gentle as possible-"

"Mm. Don't bother," I mumbled leaning forward.

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